Sight, Sound, Smell, Taste I'm feeling it.
11/30/07 12:40 AM
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The Dick Dickinson Jazztet providing syncopation in cacophonous times.
Tuits in all shapes and sizes, I have the round one I need so I can talk about the Vodkas and the evening. Not only were there 6 separate samples each of about an ounce, there was grilled food, and later even live Jazz. That's right live Jazz. It's like the Chatterbox has live Jazz every night. It's like that because it is true.
Waiting for the tasting to begin we sat down at the Men's Club table, the one by the juke box that may soon need a conning tower and a periscope, in the light of the silvery holiday strands it was apparent that the Juke is sinking into the floor and may haps that is why the songs skip. Mel, Jenni and I were there awaiting, Kay joined us and so did Andy Krull, who has loaned me a great book, "Blue Highways", by William Least Heat Moon, which is about travel for discovery sake. Andy told me about this book a month or so ago when the weather allowed outside patio camaraderie, he said it reads like my travel descriptions and my blog reminded him of Blue Highways at times. Now that I've read the first 57 pages I must say I'm flattered, I'm also going to purchase my own copy of this book and maybe more of Mr. Heat Moon's other travelogues. A Whiskey drinkin' man, Andy would have no vodka this night, just stories to tell.
Jodi Hendricks from Olinger was our bottle tipper and when David had the food ready he gave her the high-sign and the first three offerings made their place in front of each partaking participant.
The drinks:
A. 360 VODKA ...Isopropyl rubbing alcohol, without the bouquet.
B. GREY GOOSE VODKA ...Denatured Wood Alcohol?
C. SKYY VANILLA VODKA ...Hey this was pretty good.
D. PEARL PLUM VODKA ...You could drink this straight or over ice, mmmm (at least until blindness or dementia sets in)
E. GREY GOOSE L'ORANGE VODKA ...Smells like sweet mandarin oranges, tastes great until you swallow then see A+B
F. KETEL ONE CITROEN ... Lemony goodness another, almost straight or over ice item. The chicken kabobs were very tasty too, though I tried mine a little too soon and had to cauterize the burn with 360 wodka.
Mel, Jenni and I all did the tasting, then we stayed awhile to listen to Dick Dickinson's Jazztet with a guest Sax man who might have actually borrowed one of Adolphe Sax's* personal instruments. He may have been old but boy did he have some chops, I could have stayed and listened all night except for the poison running through my veins.
Learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky PLUM VODKA all night long
And die behind the wheel
*Adolphe Sax invented the Saxophone in 1840, and patented it in 1846.
**I played Alto Sax from 5th grade until I sold it to eat after three years of college. I wish I had it back. I loved it.
In 20 minutes it will be 1:00 AM and once again Time,The Avenger has taken my ability to sit any longer in front of this interface to the world, I'll come back and tell more if you'll out up with me,
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Can You Spare a Little Change?
11/25/07 12:12 PM
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Moonflower seed pod. Chuck Pace ©2007
After the Moonflower has lost its fragrance and beauty, it still has its heart, which houses the seeds of all its future beauty and glory.
We all have our moods and our swings of said. You are no different than me, your reactions to such external forces and their pressures applied may differ, the level to which you externalize the internal strife may vary, may be more flamboyant or extremely subtle. But there is a mental change, an emotional state change and nearly always a physiological change too. It may be a difference in appetite, sleep, appearance, habits or tolerance to others. Often this swing and its resulting change are actually an acceptance of an earlier change that you refused to recognize or were unwilling to accept when it happened. Creatures of habit do not like to see habits altered, changed or discarded. The adjustment must be incorporated into the creation of a new habit or added onto an already existing routine in order to assimilate the change, this too is a stressful acceptance in and of itself. Add to the daily survival seasonal expectations, and you further compound change, and thus strife.
Climate change?
The dilution or dismemberment of a family unit?
Financial reality vs. seasonal expectation fantasy?
Perhaps it is the advent of another Holiday season, and its forced, conflicting, misguided or presumed messages offset by its commercial, greedy, disingenuous evil twin. Are you depressed by the veneer of holiday cheer over a particle-board mishmash reality? Here is my first gift to you, maybe my only gift, and hopefully my greatest gift.
May the ability to see that there is less luster to the artifice, and less need for the token offering to the genuine be your beacon through these stormy seas of season.
Love those that you have loved. Share with those with whom you would share. Care for all who have cared for you, enjoy the gift of comfort with those who accept you with your faults, foibles and weaknesses and you will have the holiday of compassion, sharing and caring all your days, not just from Halloween to New Years.
If you only help others when you are being watched. If you only give when there is the chance of getting. If you don't hurt when those around you or close to you hurt or struggle, then regardless of you fortunes you should look for a little change. True giving enriches the giver. True caring makes you truly cared for. If you know the kind of person you are, so does everyone else.
Chuck Pace © 2007 | I shutter without the click!
11/19/07 06:23 AM
| Spurts | PermalinkWe had a lot of stuff to take to Rich's. A cooler, my green-bean casserole, Jenni's hot mama's, Harps Beer, Corona's, limes, bottle cozies, you name it. I even formatted the card in my camera just to take shots of the festivities. That's why when we were about a third of the way there I said to Jenni, "Crap I left my camera at home." Inconceivable! A camera guy takes his camera. There would have been photos to take. Documents of Turkey Fryers having turkey, records of the main events, group shots. Pictures dang it. The food, as is to be expected was damn good. The Colts victory, which used to be expected was too, even with the kicker woes, the receiver woes and turnover woes. Three woes usually brings a horse to a stop but we managed to eek out a victory, and Adam managed to make as many FG's as he missed. Peyton limited his turn overs to one sixth of last weeks output and the team advanced to 8-2.
Then there was the primary reason for the Turkey fryers to convene, Miami-Homestead. Racin'. The final race of the season and the end of an era and body style (no not mine, I will recover form the copious amounts of food I consumed).
Next year the COT will just be the C. Next year Jimmie Johnson will have even more swagger in his step, with two champion ships to defend. Next year more turkeys will be sacrificed to the god of hot oil, and we will start a new season, there will be new drivers to learn, new team configurations, different configurations, new sponsors and new attempts to cheat and win in Racing, Nascar style. There will be a lot of tattoos altered too. I'll be there and I expect the crowd to be bigger at Rich's too. A formal invitation will be sent to all the "Fryers" in good standing, I'm sure. This year's line-up included Kay (Sweettreat), Mel (Oldetimeygirl), Dave Gansert (3DRacing), MIke Wilson (Billiken Racing), Pam Sipes (numberfourpam), Ed Sipes (fasteddie787), Rich of course (hd20tonyfan and kingoftheforrest), Jami Day (JD Racing) her son (Dalton or Alston I don't know) and her friend Eric, Mike McDaniels , Jenni (jenntenn), Dave's wife Judy and myself (Red Racer).
We half expected Travis (Mascot), and Liz (best race girl) but I learned that their invitations were not properly delivered, we also expected Maddie(peanut butter pie) and Guy Tucker (coorzguy), Lil' Joey and maybe Phil Gibson (Juan Pablo's Good Ole Boy Bitchslap) with Lojak in tow, but that failed to materialize.
Game over dude, game over. That race is run. I just don't have the pictures to prove it.
Chuck Pace © 2007 | Miscellaneous Account, Miscellaneous Day
11/17/07 05:09 PM
| Toil It | PermalinkMorning.
I got the call at 5:54AM. My phone was calling me to awaken. I expected it. I programmed it to do so. I got up. I left the lights off and used the ethereal light from the phone display to find my way around the bed. I made it to the master bath. I master bathed in the shower. I selected socks, underwear and shirt in the Near Dark (no thanks to Kathyrn Bigelow) once again using phone to see my way to wardrobe. Dressed, I kissed the missus and drove to work.
Seventy.
The drive was fine. The morning was still thinking it was night there was little evidence of solar illumination. I took the nearly complete Super 70 corridor drive, there were no construction workers. She is all but done, and the Speed Limit signs are 55mph again. I set the cruise at 55, and rolled on. I arrived downtown at 7:05 AM
Impression of Dawn
Before I went to work I stopped at the Conseco Fieldhouse Starbucks. My Starbucks. Two of the three Stephanies that work at My Starbucks were there and I got a free grande water for being the only customer during their first hour open. The water is always free and I always get one but it was offered as a Free water this morning, I gladly accepted. The sausage breakfast sandwich was delicious although not free. I ate and read some of Philip Vail's account of "The Turbulent Life of Aaron Burr" in paperback, I planned on reading more, instead I looked out the window at the wind oh, and I plucked from my bag of tricks (there are no tricks in my trick bag, but there was a notebook) a notebook into which I recorded an impression (ink pen and roller ball delivery system impression to be exact) of the arrival of the light and the start of the day. Here I offer it to the world unedited.
11/17/07 8:03 AM
Watching the sky lighten as the sun comes up. I am looking
west from Starbucks. The dirty and drab streets gain contrast
as a wispy clouded sky presents itself. The blue and white
flags across the street move gently with the influences of a
light, northerly breeze. It is 37° and looking to be a pretty
day outside for anyone who has a pretty day inside state of
mind. I just want it to be over so I can go back to bed.

I clean up my mess, get a refill on my coffee and drive to the store parking lot. I don't expect the day to be of any value to me at all. If it wasn't the Canon Demo day I would be off. I was scheduled off last year on Canon Demo day and have suffered for it ever since. I have heard dozens of times that it was the best single day we've ever had. That I could have made a boat of booty from Canon company spiffs and "Made my Month" all in just that one day. That is why I wasn't expecting history to repeat. At our pre-opening pep talk I noticed that I put the lid was back on my coffee with the sippy hole directly over the overlap seam which causes structural integrity loss and a seam channel that directs some of the java treat to the garment of the unlucky cup inverter. I created a vacuum seal on the straw to my free water by placing my finger tightly over the end, and dribbled water over a paper towel and addressed the residual effects of the loss of structural integrity mentioned above. Someone pointed, another smirked and Bruce and Phil looked and one said "What?" I looked up and said. "Nothing, just another bonus of being Chuck." Customers came and went. The day came and went. The ticket count rivaled that of last years record. The dollar amount about a third of that hallowed retail summit. History Never repeats.
Song time, "History Never Repeats", by Neil Finn, Split Enz, Wiatta
History never repeats
I tell myself before I go to sleep
Don't say the words you might regret
I've lost before you know I can't forget
There was a girl I used to know
She dealt my love a savage blow
I was so young, too blind to see
But anyway that's History
I say
History never repeats
I tell myself before I go to sleep
Don't say the words you might regret
I've lost before you know I can't forget
You say I always played the fool
Well I can't go on, if that's the rule
Better to jump than hesitate
I need a change and I can't wait
History never repeats
I tell myself before I go to sleep
And there's a light shining in the dark
Leading me on towards a change of heart
History never repeats, history never repeats
Chuck Pace © 2007 |
I heard someone repeat the, "Just another bonus of being Chuck" line. I'm Charlie Brown, Jerry Lewis and Gomer Pyle all rolled into one lest successful package, and boy ain't it a treat. It's Not the One You Go to Bed With
11/15/07 06:52 AM
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Ohio St. Looking East from New Jersey St. Chuck Pace© 2007So its the one I woke up with again, that's good enough for some guys. Heck its good enough for me most of the time. But the one I wake up with is often a pain, a nagging insistent bitch that boils my brain until I have to look for a substitute. Substitute now that sounds good. But am I looking for a real substitute, or just trying to get the one I woke up with out of my head? Heck, sometimes I don't even go to bed with the one I would prefer, but I still have more choice then than with the one I wake up with. Where did this one come from? Obviously we had an encounter sometime in the past, maybe we shared a dance? How did you get in? What can I do the relive the good times, or maybe how do I get rid of you? My wife doesn't always understand. She doesn't' always have the thoughts of one old swinger or another, or some bouncy younger thing she can't get off her mind. They don't get into her head that way. She doesn't get the urge to grab on to one of the hotter ones that makes your heart beat a little faster and your feet want to do some wandering, not the way I do.
Here is the one I woke up with. 1979's "Century City" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Sometimes I wanna leave you
Sometimes I wanna go
Right back where I came from
Back where I belong
But it never lasts for too long
Always goes away
Well I s till don't look for reasons
Thats much too hard these days
Why worry about the rain?
Why worry about the problem?
Honey century citys got everything covered
Well your mama gave you lovin
Mama held you near
Baby mam a cant do nothin
Honey mama just aint here
And you can pretend all you want to
But that wont work no more
No you cant run back to daddy
Yeah you tried that once before
Why worry about your father?
Why worry about your mother?
Honey century citys got everything covered
Were gonna live in century city
Go ahead and give in, century city
Like modern men, modern girls
Were gonna live in the modern world
Were gonna live in century city
Go ahead and give in, century city
Like modern men, modern girls
Were gonna live in the modern world
Sometimes I get discouraged
Sometimes I feel so down
Sometimes I get so worried
But I dont know what about
But it works out in the long run
Always goes away
And Ive come now to accept it
As a reoccurring phase
Dont worry about the rain
Dont worry about the problem
Honey century citys got everything covere
Were gonna live in century city
Were gonna live in century city
Were gonna live in century city
Were gonna live in century city
Chuck Pace © 2007
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More about Traversing Bodies of Water
11/09/07 07:04 AM
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The Park also has a bench, a guest register with a comment section, a paved turn around area and a river overlook. When I was leaving Matthews I called my dad and told him how nice this one was, he said you probably don't have time today but there is a covered bridge in Geneva too (I would have figured all the bridges in Geneva would be conventional). There is another bridge in Highland Park in Kokomo, that I haven't seen in a couple of decades also. Here is the kicker, I have been looking for obscure or onesy, twosey bridges, I haven't been to Putnam or Parke counties camera hunting yet.
Dis)Appointment With Destiny
11/05/07 06:57 AM
| Up Chucks | PermalinkSo to make a long story short, we got back from Tennessee and I worked all week. I don't have any money to speak of so I haven't been going out.
I ordered a fuel-pump at O'Reilly that turned out not to work, but the brighter side is I got the old one out of the tank and know how to put a new one in. Jenni found one (several at one place) on e-bay and I tried to order it, but the problem with my pay-pal from two years ago was not resolved (but will be in a week or so--another story and not all that captivating, [you mean this one is?]) which is why I have not been getting all those intended "donations" from my web site button. Be patient friends it should work soon. ...Now back to the regularly scheduled drudgery and diatribe, already always in progress... So Jenni ordered the one (of several) and it is shipping out of California today priority three days (for everyone else we'll see how long for me).
Football you say, did I even watch the game? Are you nuts? We played very well, our defense put more pressure on Brady than a super-model line up at the maternity ward, but in the end we also made key mistakes in key moments. That 4th quarter they stepped it up and we got ]k by the dazzle. Sometimes it is better to take the sack than try to duff off the ball without control, I'm just saying. But Pats a team of destiny? No and Maybe yes, considering there is no pre-ordained anything (watch HEROES tonight if you don't believe me) they are making things happen, and that is just good football. Are the ugly prima-donna's, that exhibit the worst sportsmanship of any collection of 45 individuals ever? Are they poor sports even in victory? Whiners? Yes, and they are winners too. But so are the Colts. This was one game. Not the end of an era or a season or any hopes... just one contest taken to the wire by the two best teams in this years version of the NFL. So we regroup. We kick some tail and we talk about what almost was. They have to be very thankful to continue, their real test was the closest game they have played all year, our defense the toughest on the field (not on paper like Washington's) and our mistakes more than their play (which was far from a so-called team of destiny) gave them the victory. Sour Grapes? Not really. I wanted a Colts win I always do and will, and there will be lots more this year. I'm thinking re-match.
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