Smashing, Ole Boy, Just Smashing.
01/27/08 10:13 PM
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The original entrance to the oldest continuously used Alley in Indianapolis
Well Sunday is a memory now. A lot of memories actually. A lot of them from the Sport Bowl bowling alley on East Street.
What started out for me as another lazy day and another lingering in the sack ended up as a 6 game whirlwind bowling marathon.

David Andrichik of the Chatterbox held another customer appreciation event at the bowling alley in question. The turnout was good, the level of competition was good and the pizza and beverages were top notch. Those were all at the Chatterbox's expense, so to be sure that everything was on the up and up David bought in is personal accountant Kristy Newcomer to help with the deductions. Kristy and her friend Katie Brose also bowled. Many of this Chatterbowl events Bowlers are in the 10 for 13 beer and pizza leagues also.
The Chatterbox is responsible for putting together 4 teams plus a pool of subs for these leagues, so it is no surprise that many of the Chatterbowl attendees were on hand for todays funstivities. Rich Culy took it upon himself to encourage some of the bowlers who, with some guidance and constant refinement may not end up being a complete embarrassment to the Chatterbox. Some of the bowlers even though not really regulars in a bowling alley are already making great strides with a few simple suggestions.
Rich is captain of Tuesdays Beer league Chatterbox 4 team but I subbed for him last week, I had a 528 series in Rich's place. Rich watched today for a full game before donning an elbow brace and stepping into the fray for two games. He bowled down on the end with the host and the accountant and her friend, as well as Kay and John Gentry and others I am afraid I can't name (their parents should have taken that responsibility and I do not wish to become involved in others family matters.)

Speaking of parents Will and Dorothy Andrichik were on hand not only for the festivities but also so that everyone could sing a happy birthday greeting to Will for his upcoming 79th birthday on the 31st. Cake was cut and distributed, spares and splits and strikes and a even a few gutter-balls were all distributed as well and all had a good time. David had the pleasant duty of driving Dorothy home and returning for round two of the Kegle-thon. David, Will, Mel Shoffner and I, stayed (or returned) for another 3 games. Rich Culy, who was supposed to bowl in the Sunday Night "Nothing better to do League" but abstained from additional elbow strain stayed to watch for a bit as I subbed again. John David Owen stayed as his ride was the same Rich I was subbing for. After the 1st sanctioned game by our merry band of Kegle-men and women was safely sealed away in our favor, Rich and JD headed back to Surewhynot Forest. We went on to secure the second game as well and carried enough pins in the two victories to take the series booty as well.
I had a team high 508 series, followed by Will's 479 just over average effort, Davids 468 exactly on average and Mel's 367 slightly under average.
During the pre-curricular Chatterbowl session earlier I had a decent series of 479, but my series was no match for Chris West's 555 or Kristofer Bowman's amazing 600 efforts. Chris can thank Rich for some of the good fortune since Rich was guiding Chris a bit, as I mentioned earlier. Oh, and I only bowled 3 games in the warm-up (for fun) event, Kris and Chris both bowled 4 games to achieve their series. Did I not mention that earlier? I know the boys would want the record set straight.
Other Chatterboxers on hand that I may have failed to mention or name (lets not reaggrivate that wound); Pam Sipes, Amanda Ferrell and Lonnie, Margaret Brown and her boyfriend Chuck S., David Sherry, Emily Stage, LeAnne Bailey, Patrick Wasson, David and Mary Ann Beuke, Ericka Embry and her old high school pal Max, and one or two who I don't really know including a guy I think was named Eric, but...
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All The Way Down From The Hump
01/26/08 01:58 PM
| Toil It | PermalinkHere I am in the valley of the hump mountains of eternity. Like the undulating peaks and vales of the sea serpents back each perfectly spaced the weeks are a journeys from the valley of the weekend to the peak of the mid week, then the downhill climb back to the valleys, never ending never changing never altering in their consistency. This particular Saturday I am off from my job which I alternate every other Saturday with Michael Novak. I have been sleeping poorly again the last few days and took the luxury of sleeping in until almost 11:00 with but a brief interlude of dog walking at around 8:00 am. The day outside is gloomy. Grey sky chill and dead-brown earth patches between unmelted checkerboards of cold blue-white snow are the mute colors of late January. The house seems more like a holding cell than a haven from the dreary. The time clicks and ticks and slowly the midmorning is mid afternoon and midnight seems no more pleasant or welcome, that is unless I am asleep which may or may not be the case. If this is what it is like to have one week without football I can not happily await the absence of the game for the next 8 months. I will have other distractions for sure. and Vacations and such but the truth is those are just breaks in the scales of the sea-serpent. The bowling leagues of Friday and Sunday are two thirds decided, and only ten more weeks remain to see us through these distractions as well. Then of course the Nascar Sprint Cup season will be well underway, and the challenge of a Fantasy season competition will fall into those very valleys again for 36 weeks. But today all that seems so very far off in the distance. Too far to be counted on more like places or times of legend or mythology.

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Daily Grind? Not So Much.
01/20/08 10:26 AM
| PermalinkYou would think that in the 3 plus days since my last post I would have something interesting or informative to say. You would think that. I would have thought that as well. Sure things happened. Time didn't exactly stand still (our perception of the passage of and weaving of existence through it, that is), the world didn't come to a grinding halt.
Question? What would the world grind against? If the world came to a grinding halt we would be long gone before it happened. I think the gravitational effects of something approaching to within grinding distance would have already decimated the living things on the orb. The tides would most surely have been sucked into turmoil, the tectonic plates and the volcanoes would have crushed, rended and liquified and spewed.
When I was only a lad, in my early teens, I read the captivating book When Worlds Collide by Edwin Balmer and Phillip Wylie. Written for serialization in 1932 and 1933 (the year my father was born) for Blue Book magazine and made into a novel in 1933. It told a tale of two rogue planets entering the solar system and on a collision course with the Earth. One planet, Bronson Alpha was to pass close enough to Earth to cause all the catastrophic problems I mentioned above, the second planet, Bronson Beta will take a stable orbit in the place of the Earth which will be destroyed when Bronson Alpha comes back from a trip around the sun. Scientist Cole Hendron built two large ark spaceships to take some of humanity to Bronson Beta to see that some of mankind survived. After I read that book I got the sequel After Worlds Collide also by Wylie and Balmer written in 1934.
A couple years later, while I was in high school, I read another sci-fi on Terraforming Venus but I can't for the life of me remember the author or title. It involved seeding the atmosphere with bacteria to convert the sulfuric acids and CO2 elements to more Terran friendly conditions and sending colonists to start over and making a more utopian beginning. There was no collision or grinding of planets involved in this one but the ideas no doubt stemmed from the earlier works of Wylie and Balmer. I saw similarities in concept when I was geeking on this fiction, now some 32 years later I fail to remember its title, but I know if I leave it for now it will come back to me like a love released only to return stronger.
Speaking of old books, and it turns out that I am, have been or was; Friday night Miss Kay brought me a tidbit of history that is right up my creek (you expected alley, you had a right to expect alley, but wait for it, just read on intrepid explorer of thoughtspuked for pleasure, just read on.

Friday at work I felt my phone vibrating. I was on the sales floor where I'm not supposed to take personal or cell calls, so I walked into the empty purchasing office to receive the call, it was from Kay (as even the dullest bulb should have guessed by now). She said she found a family heirloom of sorts, a book that was given to her granddaddy by a family friend. An autobiographical book on and about growing up in the covered bridge capitol of the world,Parke County Indiana and of course covered bridges and is thus titled, "The Covered Bridge." The book was written by Carl E. Killion, Sr. and was published by The Journal Printing Company of Carthage Illinois in 1966. Kay told me that the family simply called Mr. Killion, "Killion" and brought it to me later that same day at the kegling center where a book on the Covered Bridge would actually really be right up my alley. Between frames I told Kay and Rich about the destination of the Mystery Vacation, and they took a vow of silence on the subject in Jenni's presence.
Back on the oil patterns I was bowling like a man possessed, with my first three game series over average in at least a month. I ended the night with my best series of the league, just three shy of 500. Apparently the man who possessed me while I bowled was not much better than I am because even with his cohabitation I am still the beneficiary of "the Gumby" for next weeks opening game as my final effort was still weakest among my Copies Plus team peers.
Tonight I bring my new heightened bowling savvy to the alleys again as a member of Mel and Them, then apparently I am now bowling on Tuesdays at 7:30 as a member of team Chatterbox 4. My memory loss concerns me yet again, I don't remember signing up for a 9 week commitment of bowling but I guess I will give it my all. I will probably remember the Book and Author from 1976 before I remember this. I often find it funny how The Brain works.
You would have thought that in the 3 plus days since my last post I should have something interesting or informative to say. I hope I did. As is often the case after I got going, I kind of got going. So I hope you finished reading the post instead of deciding that it was nothing worth a bit of your time.
Chuck Pace © 2008
| Maybe It's NOT the Shoes!
01/14/08 06:33 AM
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Sure, just put that on my Mastercard! Chuck Pace © 2008
On Friday I found some super-cool things. The Colts Championship Reebok shoes with horseshoes and logos, the AFC South Division Hat and the NFL Defensive Player of the year's #21 home jersey. I bought in, I bought them, I really like them. I wished in them a dream, and future and a couple of victories. Those dreams were more real than the ones that I lacked in sleep. They lasted a season, they marched for two and a half days. They ended in reality. They were just dreams after all.
What a rough day, and even rougher night. The sense of loss is as palpable as the loss. The dream ends. The hope of a repeat glances off the outstretched hands of Dallas Clark, and dies on a field that itself will never see another season. The roar of a crowd becomes an echoing whoosh, the deconstruction of the stadium will be like a murmur in comparison. I stay home with my thoughts. I half expect a call from my Pop but that call is never received, and I'm sure that in Old Town Florida he sat there half expecting a call from me. What is there to say. We both saw the thing, saw it in high definition no less. The passes tipped and intercepted, the primary receivers blanket covered the check-down guys shadowed as well, the running backs struggling for inches when yards are needed. That was clear. Still, like a Reggie Miller Knick-Killer last minute comeback we can't look away, can't believe, can't accept that the buzzer has sounded, that the game and the dream is over until the fall.
I did get a call from Florida, but it was from the miraculous Meredith my daughter. She was working while the dream expired, but she got to see the last three minutes in the Magnolia Theatre room, she saw the end of days for the RCA Dome in brilliant high-def five feet across, larger than life but still a tiny bubble when compared to the dream.
I didn't sleep well, Meredith called again and talked to Jenni, freshly returned from a Night of Kegling. I finished two chapters in the next Tech-Editing job. I went to bed and didn't sleep well at all. I woke more than I dozed, in the twilight from the XM radio I felt the crushing weight of disappointment, I couldn't move, I couldn't breath. I thought I might never be able to watch another game, that I had seen my last snap. Finally I got my arm from under the covers and shook her shoulder and said loudly for the moment, louder than the whispers of voices in her dreams, louder than the FM voices in her earphones, "Hey, Jenni! Roll over the other way you are crushing me!" A great weight was lifted, but still I couldn't sleep, the first alarm went off before the reset music from the XM ended, it times out every two hours and I had turned it back on twice more during Jenni's rest and my wrestle.
Yesterday the gloves came off and so did the Championship shoes. They will be added to the wall and a half of team paraphernalia and pride that still lives and breaths , they will add their whisper to the collective whispers of the totems. They will begin the chant "This Year" in August, and just maybe they will be heard.
Chuck Pace © 2008
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