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Records continue to fall at the feet of Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts. As Peyton was wrapping up a 12th straight win this season, he and the Colts were also tying the Patriots 2006-2007 record of 21 straight regular season wins.
Meanwhile elsewhere in the NFL those very same Patriots were falling to the Dolphins in Miami by 1 point in a crucial AFC-East match-up. Making their records New England 7-5 and Miami 6-6. The Jets are also 6-6and still in the hunt in the AFC-East. Interesting side note: This is the 3rd game the Patriots have lost this season after having a lead of at least 10 points.
As I type these notes the Saints are trying to stay in the rarified air of undefeated bliss, with :18 seconds remaining in regulation in Washington the score is all knotted up at 30. Television coverage leaves and I have to go online to follow. Brees completes a pass and gets a first-down. Waiting for the painfully slow updates; the clock stands at :02 3rd down in Redskin territory at the 40, awaiting an impossibly long field goal kick attempt. The 58 yard attempt is short, and we're looking at overtime. I am one of 81,050 fans watching on-line as the quarter ends and overtime rules will be observed. Sudden death! 1st team to score wins. Brees and the Saints have first possession but fail to score, now the Skins are driving, but moving the ball poorly starting from their own 18 they reach their 39 with 3rd and 1. Great, the last play I described is under review...
The irony here would be a quarter played with neither team scoring and the Saints would still be technically undefeated, but Ties are extremely rare in the NFL.

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O.K. back to the Colts while I wait for some news, Peyton Manning is the only quarterback to pass for 25 or more touchdowns in 12 consecutive years. What, you want more? The Colts are the only team in NFL history to win 11 or more games in 7 consecutive seasons. Coach Caldwell is the only coach in NFL history to win 12 games in a Rookie Coaching season, and obviously the only one to win his FIRST 12. Since the Colts never trailed in this game their NFL record 5 straight 4th quarter comeback wins ends today, and a lot of fans were able to breathe easier today.

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Back to the tension in Washington, not that tension, the other tension. Washington coughs up the pigskin and the Saints recover; as I type the Saints are ready to go marching into the history books beside the Indianapolis Colts. First down at the Skins 14 with a full set of downs. Tick, tick... Now the Saints are on the Washington 6 with another set of downs and a possible but improbable 9:29 remaining in the OT period. Another play challenged and upheld, ball on Redskin 1, it's been 29 minutes since I started this blog, and the Saints finally kick the winning Field Goal. Two teams are still perfect 12-0 and the Saints clinch the NFC South title.
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Go For it Bill
Last night on a national stage Tom Brady, Bill Belichik and the Patriots were challenged by the NFC's undefeated team, The New Orleans Saints.
The defense of the Saints had Tommy Boy confused and flustered for nearly the entire game. I say 'nearly' not because The Brilliant Bill Belichik figured out the schemes and mastered the Saints, but because Bill pulled his starters with over 4 minutes left in the game. The Pats quit. They conceded defeat and they took their toys and sat them on the bench. They couldn't recognize the Saints schemes or out wit their pass coverage with their premier receivers, so in came the towel.
Then to New Orleans credit the Saints went into a clock controlling ground game. If the tables had been turned the Pats would have gone on a scoring feeding frenzy, like their march through their 16-0 season where Bill kept Tommy in long after opponents were toast. Kept his starters in against unprepared or undermanned teams week after week with the intent to humble and humiliate.
It was nice to see Billy and the Pats humbled by the better team, and the undefeated team...AGAIN.
The message Belichik was sending during that (nearly) super season has returned in it's bottle. Like some groundhog's day scenario I hope Bill just keeps re-opening it again and again.
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Be mad at the league and its teams because you were caught cheating. Get caught placing spies and recording equipment in other camps and practice facilities to get their plays, and just being a general nuisance and a giant ass. Teach them all a lesson afterwards with your defensive weapons and the Golden Prima Donna Tommy Boy and his elegant arm and stomp your opponents into submission without mercy, compassion or pity (long after they are beaten and conceded) and it will be remembered. It is remembered.
It's 4th and 2, there's the bottle and cork. Go for it Bill. Go for it!
Congrats to the Saints for playing a good game and staying undefeated after 11 games.
Maybe my 11-0 Colts will see you in the Big Game!
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So Even Uneven Halves are Still Halves
In 1859 Charles Dickens wrote "A Tale of Two Cities" about pre-revolution France and the plight of the peasantry under boot of the wealthy ruling aristocracy. The starting lines of this book can easily be applied to much of everyday life. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times: it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity;..." One of the most quoted and misquoted introductions in literary history. Here I use it for another type of plight, for another epoch of both belief and of incredulity. 150 years later I bring you a recap. A Tale of Two Cities... A Tale of Two Halves.
I've been a Colts fan for far too long now to start sweating a game in the first half, I've seen all 41, no make that 42 come back 4th quarter wins form Peyton and his receiving and rushing cadre. I've seen ineptitude and greatness in the same game before. I made it to at least one game every year until last year, and have averaged three home games a year over the history of the Colts in Indianapolis. I've refused to leave any game where the Colts were within 10 points in the last 2 or 3 minutes, I've been both rewarded and disappointed for my team loyalty, but mostly rewarded. Sunday's game against The Texans in Houston was a rewarding experience, even if it was from the love-seat across from a HD TV. I didn't get up for anything during that 4th quarter. Another 4th quarter comeback, another record. This time not a two or three point squeeker win on the final drive, but a 21 point Colts 4th quarter; with passing, rushing and defensive scores. The 35-27 score was not as close as the scoreboard would let on, the final drive by Houston was not so hotly contested by the Colts defense because only one team had Peyton Manning on it.
If there was going to be any 1st half cause for alarm it wasn't the Colts being shut out in the first quarter while Matt Schaub's execution was nearly perfect or the Texans passing or rushing touchdowns. The momentary panic trigger for some would have been Peyton's 1st play of the 2nd quarter, continuing a drive from the break, but being picked for the 1st turn over of the game. Houston was able to kick a field goal on the ensuing drive and led 17-0. The next drive got the Colts on the boards with a 9 yard Manning pass to Pierre Garçon, only to be countered by yet another Houston field goal. The Half ended with another Manning interception Houston 20, Indy 7. It was the best of times for The Texans, and a time of incredulity for Colts fans.

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The Colts received the ball to start the 2nd half and quickly put the 1st half's age of foolishness behind them with an eleven play drive culminating in a 4 yard Manning to Reggie Wayne touchdown. On Houston's following drive Schaub was intercepted by Antoine Bethea, and the defense came awake and ready to play! The epoch of belief was beginning! The third quarter the Colt's defense pitched Houston a shut-out. Then came the 3 touchdown 4th quarter and a 15 point lead until The Texans mounted their final drive, after their score they attempted an onside kick and the Colts covered. Soon a knee was taken to end Houston's misery. Yes they were dispirited, we truly beat the Dickens out of them! 
Four hours later, with a nod to Fagin (and a little twist for Oliver) Jacksonville took a 14-3 drubbing at the "Stick" in San Francisco. The Colts are once again officially the AFC South Champions for the 6th time in 7 years and owners of the second longest winning streak with 20 straight, looking forward to Tennessee, another Division rival and another possible record at home next Sunday.

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10-0, is that good?
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It's a good start. A record breaking start. Also pseudo-typical Colts start. Of course I am talking about the Indianapolis Colts 2009 season up to and including Sundays squeaker in Baltimore. I also have to reference the other team that is making just as much noise. The New Orleans Saints under the steady arm of Drew Brees. This is the first time in the storied history of the NFL that two teams have been undefeated after 10 games in the same year. This is also the first time that New Orleans has ever been 10-0 to start a season. This is not the first time for the Indianapolis Colts though, the 2005 version of the team started their season with 13 straight wins, and finished with a 14-2 regular season record.
In 2006 the Indianapolis Colts again started hot with 9 straight and eventually finished 12-4. The Indianapolis Colts have also posted 9 or more straight wins in other seasons, just not always from the start. Last years 9 in a row to finish of the regular season wraps around nicely to this years start, 19 consecutive regular season wins.
What does worry me in spite of the regular season prowess we are exhibiting is that we have been less than stellar in post season for most of our Manning era years.
At the end of the 13-3, 99 season (1/20/00) we lost the Divisional game to Tennessee at home 16-19 after winning the AFC East division. The next year after posting a 10-6 record we lost to AFC -East rival Miami 17-23 after making the Wild Card berth. What followed in 2001 was Manning's only other non-winning season(his 3-13 1998 rookie year being the other losing season).
In 2002's post season Indy faced another AFC East rival the New York Jets who quickly dispatched the Colts with a crushing 0-41 drubbing in the Meadowlands.
The 2003 season saw the Colts make their first legitimate run at greatness, winning the Wild Card at home against Denver 41-10, then taking the divisional round from Kansas City 38-31 to finally make it to an AFC Championship game. Bill Belichick's Patriots game plan to keep the ball out of Manning's hands worked so well that a desperate Manning forced 4 interceptions and only 1 touchdown and the Pats went on to the Superbowl after delivering a 14-24 defeat (and a historic Rivalry was born).
In the 2004 post season the Colts again defeated Denver in the Wild Card, and again lost to New England, this time in the second round. 2005 brought the Steelers to Indy in the Divisional game where Pittsburgh won 18-21.
The 2006 post-season started to look a lot like 2003 all over again as the Colts had to go from Wild Card to Division to Championship games again.
This time Kansas City -in the Wild Card- fell to the Colts 28-3, then the Horseshoes were off to Baltimore. The Ravens where next with their 15-6 loss. So the Colts came back home for the Championship game. On January 21st 2007 the Colts finally got the Belichick Monkey off their backs defeating, no deflating Tom Brady and the Patriots 38-34 and earning plane tickets to Miami for the Superbowl.
Superbowl XLI was not as close as the score would lead one to believe and the Colts took home the trophy with a 29-17 victory.
The next two years the team sent down in one post season game again, losing the divisional game at home against San Diego in 2007 24-28, and again losing in San Diego in the Wild Card game to end all hopes in 2008.

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So try as I might to be slap-happy I still know that even a 16-0 regular season does not mean a Super ending. If I didn't already know that, then I learned nothing from watching Tom Brady and his Patriots crash and burn after their historic 16-0 regular season in 2007, plus 2 more victories in post season, before eventually falling to the Giants in Superbowl XLII (back to back Manning Brother SB wins) and ending 18-1, and failing to seal the deal!
So more important than the "streak" is when you streak, like all the way through the post season, like in 2006! Yes an undefeated run would be nice, bit it is not a necessity.
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What's he Building In There
Parts and Pieces: Part 1 (of many)
You say your old car is a piece of junk. That is usually not true in the purest sense. Many components are still valuable, probably most even, it's just that as collective they are not playing well with each other. Rebuilding any old car, say circa 1986, you are going to run into some parts deficiencies. You can't just walk into an Auto-Zone or O'Reiily Auto parts and say hey I need four stabilizer bar linkage isolator bushings, and two control arm bushings for my BMW E-28, and expect them to look at you like you didn't just say that in German. They will give it the old Yankee try on their computer, after you explain that an E-28 is a BMW 5 series body with one of 5 different engines and a couple of transmission options produced in Germany from 1982-1988. They will even show you the near misses as they work down to the part or parts that they can special order but none of the local stores seem to have it right now.
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When I joined the BMW CCA (Car Club of America) three years ago I started getting their awesome Roundel Magazine monthly, this publication is on par with an Automotive magazine on store shelves, but is exclusive too and for BMW's and their owners. It was there in the pages of the Roundel that I have found several parts places that stock parts for my antique Ultimate Driving Machine (ultimately, ultimate driving machines have evolved as the ultimate bar as ultimately been risen several times in the past 24 years). The first choice for parts for any of my searches is Bavarian Autosport in Portsmouth New Hampshire, they have been compiling and remanufacturing and specializing in BMW and Mini parts for over 30 years. I will be expecting a package from "BavAuto" (as their license plates and other exclusive pasts and pieces proclaim them to be) today when I get back to work after a week off, where I did my fair share of crawler-ing and noodling on and under the Blue Frankenstein.
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Two of the pieces in todays expected package are no bigger than a quarter apiece, but will result in untold happiness for me, they are the odometer gears that broke in my 85 E-28 right after I got it back on the road after 2+ years of parts searching. The odometer died at 302,075.1 miles and I have since then put at least 500 miles on it since then, so I've moved to odometer up manually (once I got the instrument cluster out of my dash) to 303,303 miles, since I do so love the palindrome in all it's guises.
Above: The E-28 instrument waits in the passenger floorboard to get "Geared Up!"
There are other pieces in that box too, including two control arm bushings for the right front suspension, and they were less than $13 apiece form BavAuto, way less than the $33 apiece I could have gotten in a week on special order from the local parts chains.
The neighbors have been asking, What's he building in there.
Chuck Pace ©2009 
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Taking A Break
So I'm getting out of the garage for a few minutes, other things have been going on besides car concerns after all. This year is steam-rolling by with no one at the brakes.
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One Chatterbox bowling league has ended and another resumed since I last bragged, or moaned about my Kegling abilities or shortfalls. Another 'Nothing Better To Do' league started as well, I still am a floating alternate (one of three for a single spot) in the NBTD league but have bowled twice in three weeks, and very likely will be on the hardwoods again tomorrow. I started the NTBD league on fire with a 519 series (on fire for me) and 173 average. In the Chatterbox league the next night I didn't fare so well, coming in at a 143 average. Now I don't believe in sand-bagging to establish a low average and higher handicap, which should be evident from the next two weeks scores. Week two I averaged 165 with a 496, and our team lost all 8 points in the contest. By week three my average for the night was a walloping 178, and my league average after 3 weeks 162, putting me in 4th place for regular league bowlersso far in this young league, and 6th counting Chris West (subs) one week 187 average to lead all keglers, and Jon Robinson's (subs) 3 week 184. Last Monday I was well on my way to a 600 series, starting with a 203, following with a 191 and ending a little weaker with a 1mumble,mumble.
My second series in the NTBD league (week 3) I averaged 183 for the night and now have a 178 average there, if I bowl again on Sunday my Monday scores will probably still be a bit under my Sunday efforts, since my arm is much more tired after Sunday's efforts. Ve shall zee., vot ve shall zee.
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It Wasn't Actually Bound to Happen
For the eleven or twelve people who still read my blogs on or around the third rock from the Sun I have a bit a of news about myself.
In the grand scheme of things it is less important than 5 generations of a single termites offspring in Africa releasing 5 parts per million of methane into the atmosphere in a decade, and effecting the global warming scenario, still, with billions of termites at work there is an effect on the global community. Me, I am still far less important that all the farts of a single African termite in its entire two year life cycle. Still, tonight I have reached a pinnacle of my own existence. My endeavors and accomplishments usually make no difference upon the lives of any of my family or friends, unless they bring more money or comfort into the body-collective experience as a whole.
I know that individual achievement is only relevant if it raises the experience of the collective as a unit, still I believe my own personal achievement may raise, enlighten and enrich the body politic, as it did the other citizens at the arena of my endeavor this night in the outmoded anglican calendar of the religious zealots of monotheism.
Pride may come before the fall, but it is still days before summer, so I might as well mention that tonight I bowled the best game of my 14 year league (sanctioned and unsanctioned) bowling "career."
Three years prior I achieved a high point, (kegling wise) with a mark of 257 for a single 10 frame bowling contest. Since then I have garnered only ten additional 20+ totals game scores within 12 different sanctioned and non-sanctioned bowling leagues. Never to again topple the 257 pinnacle for to better the life experience enjoyment of my fellow travelers.
Last week I entered the arena of bowling on East 10th. just south of Shadeland with a confidence and swagger not befitting my capabilities and proclaimed that I would have a 200 game that very evening. (it would be my first of the 5 weeks within the 12 week league) and low, I pulled a 206 out of my proverbial anus (I don't know which out-dated and illegal proverb per-say to attribute my collective achievement to this evening) in the very first contest of three. My teammates rallied and bolstered by my confidence and effort also improved their games and we won all 8 possible points in the contest of kegling of that evening.
With an undeserved pride in (individual) achievement, not altogether attributed to the entire citizenry, I did again this evening utter forth a proclamation that I would achieve an unheralded series collective score of above 600 as a cumulative score of three continuos bowling game endeavors.
The evenings first game started roughly only to end with a collective team effort triumphing over an equally deserving and capable opponent by just 8 pins (including a generous and system mandated handicap in an attempt to make all combatants truly equal). The second game saw the opponent team rally back and prevail by a 9 count and after two games the scores were separated by 1 pin, truly the equitable solution and system of handicapping was an accurate and a fair one. The final game in the trio of bouts found the opponent team players all failing to achieve their system ascribed averages while the team which I captain realized marked improvement ,with the first three players combining their efforts to overcome their cumulative averages by 29 pins, while I in the anchor position bested my average by 102 pins.
In the end we were able to prevail over our opponent team by a total score of 273 for three games with my (all new) best ever game of 268 and the rest of the teams collective efforts. Sadly I still failed in my unnecessary boisterous claim of achieving a 600 series with my final tally for all three games weighing in at only 597.
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A Bout, Two Begin
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As I walked into the Toyota pavilion I knew something was different. There was a clarity to the air. There was a buzz and excitement to the whole place. There were Stormtrooopers and Rebel Alliance members. Droids, Wookies, Fetts and even Tuscan Raiders. The Cyclone Wars were about to roll over us all, and I knew that the tide had turned. That the day was going to end up all right. I knew in an instant the funk of the last couple of hours was finished. There was a different Force at work.
I took videos of a Boba Fett, a Tuscan Raider and the R2 unit. Before I even got to my usual seating area I saw Rich trundling by with a beer. Then I headed to the beer concession to get a full beer that wouldn't have to o be poured onto the ground to appease some power wielding authority thug. Soon the crowds began to file in. The Star Wars theme prevalent and as the opening bars of John Williams music burst through the speakers the crowd went wild. Seats filled, some of them I had reserved for my friends were misappropriated by interlopers, but in the end we all got along for the better.
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The bouts began with the Warning Bells vs. the S.W.A.T. team, both Jr. Varsity if you will, versions to their home towns primary Roller Girl Leagues. The Bells battled brilliantly besting the B-teamers from Allen County by fifty three points. Then some between bouts shenanigans ensued with me making nice with one of the Ft.Wayne Jammers Kiki U.Skullzin who just so happens to be the sister of our own Chatterbox friend Toni Smith. I commented to Kiki that if she wasn't Toni's twin then she was indeed a Clone, that's when I got the Clone-Wars reference.
On to the main event: The Naptown Roller Girls (NRG) Tornado Sirens vs. Fort Wayne Derby Girls (FWDG) Bomb Squad. Neck and neck action with the Bomb Squad leading through the first period. I moved to the floor and video taped a bit of the action next to my buddy Jared Haller who was adorned with so much camera gear that his straps and harnesses had him looking so much like a Rebel Alliance renegade that Stormtroopers actually came and grabbed up his wife and jailed her at one point during the action.
More half-time hi-jinx and then a nail biter final period. The Sirens were able to take their first lead of the bout with a little under 10 minutes remaining, but the scoring was back and forth with the Bomb Squad having the advantage leading into the final two jams of the night.
In the first of the last two jams FWDG Jammer Pushycat #69 was penalized and NRG Jammer Blazin' Ace, #33/6 went on to score a grand slam + 4, pushing the score to FWDG 65, NRG 78. The final jam saw the FWDG Jammer get lead jammer status but needing three Grand slams to win the bout for Fort Wayne before time ran out.
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On Ft. Wayne Lead Jammer, 'R.I.P. Tides' next pass the NRG blockers shut her down and closed her path causing her to draw a penalty to put her out of scoring while Indy's Jammer, Serial Killer '#2 scoops', never got around for scoring.
I was hoarse from hollering as were many around me when the buzzer sounded. With the ball bearings in the skate wheels NRG red-hot the game ended. Scoring yet to be tallied everyone took a collective deep breath and waited the final decision. The final score was FWDG Bomb Squad 70, NRG Tornado Sirens 78. Three days later I am hearing from others who were there that this was the best bout they've seen in three years of NRG action at the Fairgrounds!
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Heather Givans suffers from Empiritis while Jon Suenram and Bec Hutton look on.

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South By Southeast
Well it's less than 24 hours away. The Road-Trip to Bristol Tennessee. We will be going in style, taking Rich's parents Motorhome to Shadrack's campground where we have always stayed for these Races. This year we are happy to announce that we are honored to have as our "all expenses paid" guest David Andrichik. Rich and I convinced about 40 of David's friends to contribute to the ticket, campsite, food and fuel costs of Davids part of this trip. David is well known as the generous host of so many events and special occasions for all his regular Chatterbox customers and friends and it was only right the we as a collective group reward David for his altruistic generosity. We hope to be pulling out of the Driveway at Rich's at 6:00 AM Friday morning, and will be returning before sunset on Monday. Those of you on facebook can follow "The wacky hijinx of this unlikely band of misfits as they venture into NASCAR country in search of racing fun." I used to read a lot of TV Guide synopsis' I think I could write them too. On facebook go to "David's
Excellent Adventure" We have tried to convince David to keep a journal of any and all aspects of our extended weekend. Mike Wilson and I may weigh in a time or two as well so check the group often.
Well I have been getting ready and now I have to get gone. Once more into the Breech (luckily for all concerned I am wearing my breeches).

Wish us luck, fun and dry warm weather.
Chuck Pace ©2009 
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Question/answer/judgement
What does it take to make you happy? No really where does your happiness spring from? I don't know either, but I thought you might. Are we all that different? Again, I don't know. I have a quick wit and a analytical/syncopated/musical mind, but I'm not all that great of follow through. I have a set of conditions I like to adhere too, and I judge myself against those at all times. You might see it as a competitive nature, but I'm not necessarily trying to beat you, I may not even be aware that you are competing with me, I have to perform within my set guidelines for myself, when I fail me, I can't imagine that I haven't failed you too. If you are on my team, or depend on me , I take that responsibility serious too. I may not have the same expectations for you, I may not judge your performance against mine (or your median performance), I judge myself against my expectations of my abilities. I rarely have a good time when I fail myself. It's hard to get away with anything when the judge, jury and executioner all live under the same roof. Having passed this judgement, and condemned myself in the process, I will say that if I am in a situation where I am with good friends, I will take a few liberties with my punishment. I might even forgive an forget my own shortcomings, for the sake of the core. It's been known to happen.
The Raining Champion
Well for the first time in an long time there is not a Hendrick Motorsports driver in the top ten in Nascar. Not to say what would be the top 43 lineup if the weather had cooperated little longer, still it was an exciting race, and a good party at Rich's too.
Congrats to Matt Kenseth, and Roush Racing for the one lap pass that became the wet flag lap as the heavens opened up and said, ENOUGH! Congrats to Junior for the unexplainable media bias, and the re-writing of the event seen by millions right before our eyes. If Junior says he was bumped down under the yellows (contrary to the 20 camera angles, super slow motion and aerial evidence, and other drivers involved), and he didn't lift (despite the rules) or take out the number one competitor for the "lucky dog," then that accident weren't his fault. No need to fret about it, the golden boy still has his golden ticket birthright. Sell some jeans and energy juice Juney, the commercialized american media fool has your back. Again. We have the potential to see this same story 35 more times, and not just with one Hendrick driver but several. The beat goes on, na neh na neh naaa.
This was the umptenth Turkey Fry event at Rich's, and he has the oil boiled bird down to a science. This year there were some first timers to the event. Notably a gaggle of Chatterbowlers: Christian Brown, Bec Hutton, John Suenram, Kristofer Bowman and Patrick Schutte. Then came a line-up of next timers, "the occasional suspects": Jeff Barber, David Andrichik, Jamie, Barb and Mike Novak. An finally the reoccurring regulars, Guy and Maddie Tucker, J.D. (who had a first-time guest Erin), Mike Wilson, Joe Bula, Kay Niedenthal, Melissa Shoffner, John Qualkenbush, Jenni Pace and myself. There were a few notable absence's as well, Richard Plath was expected, Ed and Pam were a couple of sniveling no shows (literally they were both suffering from head colds and discomforts), and The DiNicolas. Jenni postulated that Liz was all but dead after a valentine day chocolate and truffle event the day before.
Time is my enemy again. I could sit here for another hour and spew conjecture and invective, recap and recount other moments, but there is a job and a day tugging on my sleeve.
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Down to the Wire
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Boomer reminds a house with a 50% Cleveland audience where they are!
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Last night Mike Wilson and I were treated to a spectacle at Conseco, when David Andrichik took us to the Cleveland
Cavaliers vs. The Pacers match. (Technically speaking Kay Niedenthal took Mike and I to the game, David had obligations which precluded his joining us until right before the festivities actually got under way). Billed as Danny Granger -Indiana's solo All-Star- vs. LeBron James, that aspect of the game was
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clearly lopsided in LeBron's favor. Throughout the contest the game was close, Indiana and Cleveland swapping leads all through the 2nd half.
Roy Hibbert, Troy Murphy , Jarrett Jack and Travis Diener were the unsung heros of the contest keeping the Pacers in the game. Mr. James knocked down 45 points including two questionable free throws with .4 seconds on the clock to tie the game at 95. The final opportunity for the pacers came after a "45" which let them inbound from the front court, the ball was passed to Granger who was able to get close to the basket and was 'bumped' in the air as he tried to complete an alley-oop from inbounder Jarrett Jack.
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LeBron James drops in his 45th point and ties the game with 00.4 on the clock.
LeBron brought the contact and Granger brought the first free throw, which pushed Danny's point's total to a meek 16 (normally closer to a half-time tally for Indy's number 33). With 00.1 on the clock a miracle would be needed for Cleveland to get the "W," Granger took the final free-throw off the side of the the rim and Cavalier Anderson Varejao rebounded and from the Pacers paint under the basket rocketed the ball to and of the rim on the other end of the court. Time had expired and the Pacers were a 1 point victor in a very fan fun night's contest.
The sidebar shots were from our time out entertainments, the high flying hijinx of the Powerpack at the end of the 3rd quarter, and the Pacemates barely containing themselves after a rousing (if not arousing)dance routine.
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Roll Reversal
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This Bout was The "Box" vs. the Box Tops. David Andrichik's new team versus my new team in the opening round of The Chatterbox Jazz Club Bowling League at the All*Star Bowl, Chapter 2. There were new faces on all the teams, some just new to the team some new to the leagues itself. David's team has one such newbie, Artur (pronounced Archer) Silva, and my team had two, Leslie Mastin and her beau Chris Eppards. Leslie will be our secret weapon with a 77 average and a 100ish handicap. Chris is going to turn out to be quite a find for my side I think, as long as he can maintain the average he established in the first series: 158. Mel knocked off a 130 average and I had a lowish 147 coming off a two week layoff after damaging my slide foot in a battle to the.. well that's for another time.
In our opposing lanes along with the "rookie" bowler Artur were returning bowlers Andy "King" Krull straight out of Robert E. Howard's fantasy worlds of warriors. Krull did not defeat many pins this day but will be back with a 111 average. Artur was next up with a 127 average. Next up, John Gentry who graced the Box Tops last year but now as an opponent who declared at the onset to me "It's ON!" It was on for Mr. Gentry with a high game of 192 and a series of 460 John will be bringing it at a rate of about 153 pins
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(if his average is to be believed). Last the Anchor man himself, without his trusty microphone or piano player at his side, David Andrichik brought not only my team down but 510 pins in the process. His average to keep will be a 170.

Other teams to watch (and there are 6 more) the Chatterfoxes with Anchor David Yosha and three delightful and correctly named dishes , Kelly, Katie and Jill, they will be interesting to watch this league, for scoring purposes I mean, bowling scores I reiterate. Well the sun is up and I have to get to a camera store and retaliate with retail. pins_closer
The Bumpers were'nt up for Jeff Barber, they would have helped.
Sadly I reused an old photo from the Sport Bowl Chuck Pace © 2007
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Derby Newbie Blues
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Who's at the Chatterbox? Jenni asked me during a break in the action.
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Well I didn't know the rules. Still don't understand how the penalties are applied or totally get the the scoring. Then again the announcers Brownie and Dill Hero seemed to be surprised by the scoring a few times too, so I don't feel too bad. What I do know is that after I started to get it. I started to GET IT. I liked it, I liked it a lot. It was fun. Even if it took a sizable portion of the new year to get in from the out of doors and to the will call it was well worth it. Besides I was surrounded by friends. In fact Jenni turned to me at one point and asked, Who's at the Chatterbox?" She meant who's manning the bar, of course, since there couldn't possibly be any regular customers there, I counted at least 20 regulars and bar lead jammer
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staff that was at the Bout. But there were others there that I didn't expect, like Gloria M, and Sarah Stierch's alter ego who is altogether too vain, and Bert Wong and a few other surprises. As far as first timers? There were a bunch of us: Connie, Mel, Rich, Jenni, Bec Hutton, Bert, Wilson (Ericka and Max I think) and that was just people I know in turns 1 and 2. Of course there were plenty of NRG regulars I knew there too, Jeremy, Christian, Chris, David, Nikki (of course), Marc L (photographer) and some others.
STROOMS
STROOMS! Nothing better for a 0/0 round than STROOMS!
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After the bout was over and the friends were collected it was time to head to other destinations. Some went to the DugOut (those who live within a mile of the place mostly, but some others too), Jenni and I with Rich in tow since we had his car all just came back to the world headquarters to reflect on the night and to plan to attend more future bouts. Mel seemed to dig the whole thing as much as we did and thought a double header bout with the Freshmeat JV team the Warning Belles warming up for the Tornado Sirens would be a great night. Speaking of great Mr Brown gets my nod for best custom jacket!
Next up Chatterbowling league #2! Starting tomorrow night!
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We'll be seeing you at the Roller Derby my friends, maybe not every bout but a few more throughout the season. It is just too much fun to pass up!
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Practice Makes Perfect... Sense
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Like the Swallows to San Juan Capistrano, so too have the Balls returned to All*Star
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Last night several enthusiastic Chatterbowlers converged upon the All*Star Bowl on Indy's east side for a bit o' practice. Several returning leaguers were joined by some new initiates. I was just there in an incapacity as photographer and merry maker. The incapacity comes from the previous night at the very same alley designated for bowling, and maybe a beer or two.
On Sunday night I was well into what should have been a great game, dutch thru 6 frames when the unacceptable happened, something in my knee went "pop" I had eighty pins in the 5th and a strike in the 6th and after the warning call from patella town ended with a sub-average 150. The next game I was able to compensate by getting down lower and sliding less, it started grandly , spare and 4 strikes in a row, and ended with a flop in the 10th frame, still I garnered 192 pins but should have had over 200 with a decent closing frame. The last game welcomed my hip joining my knee in conspiracy. I was limping for the rest of the game and back spasms joined in with the other aches and we had a combo. The tune they where playing was "Stop in the Name of Love" and the Supremes were the supreme pains I was feeling.
In the Photo above Chris West says, "Jeepers gang, those two pins are sure resilient, it's a gosh durned split!" Or something to that effect.
So Monday, after a quick stop at the Chatterbox (and a load of good times) I decided to skip the pain reunion but to join the keglers none the less. I limped to the 'Vert and with my trusty Olympus digital camera in hand and made my to memory lanes. I was there like Navin R. Johnson, I had a special purpose, I was there to pixelate Chatterbowling practicers.
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A wounded knees eye view of David A. launching an assault on a wedge of ten pins.
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GAME FACE
This is why they play the games. This is where the next championship starts. Post season. This is when it is fun (or frustrating) to be a fan.
Yesterday the NFL announced that Peyton Manning was again the league MVP. Only one other Quarterback has been league MVP 3 times, Brett Favre. So Manning is again in the rarified air. Manning ended the regular season with his third perfect game rating of 158.3, and finished the season with a 95. rating. With 27 TD's to only 17 ints. Manning definitely put in a MVP-performance. Lets hope that he continues to step up his game for another run to the Championship Game in Tampa BAy. Other accomplishments for Manning and the Colts this year. Another 4000 yard passing season for Peyton, that makes 9 all together. Nobody else is even close to that mark. Marvin Harrison has caught more passes (1102) than any other receiver in history except Jerry Rice (1549). He is also 2nd (59) behind Rice(76) in 100 yard reception games in a career. John Mackey, hall of fame Tight End from the old Baltimore Colts saw his decades long single season yardage record fall in the final regular season game to Dallas Clark ironically Dallas won the John Mackey award in 2002 for college play while a Big Ten Hawkeye at Iowa. Clark ended the season with 848 yards beating Mackey's mark by 19 yards.
Well my time is short here so Go Colts. I'll be glued in front of the TV tonight.


Chuck Pace ©2009 
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Game Night
Tonight I am going to my first Pacers Game of the season at 10-17 they are not setting the court on fire but they do have a 6-6 home record. Tonight's opponent is the Nets from Joizee who are in the same division and are the 8th seed at 13-14. I'm hoping for a good close game and a win. But I will settle for a good game. As usual our host is David Andrichik. I will be back tomorrow morning with more details. Go Pacers!
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Quick Recap
I worked Sunday, one of the two Sundays that Roberts is open each year. There was football on the radio, though why AM1260 thought that the Patriots vs.Cardinals was the game to air I'll never guess. No the game that had the most meaning for me was the Steelers vs Titans. If the Steel Curtain cold close around the Titans then we beat the titans next week we would have identical records and they would have to go to the second or third tie-breaker to declare the Tennessee team the 1st AFC South team to win the division other than the 6 time AFC South Champion Colts. So Big Ben choked and Tennessee won.
After bowling last night where Each bowler Mel, Mike Wilson, Rich and I each had one good game, (o.k. Wilson had all three over average including a 212, but he's the only one) I got home and did some much needed Photoshop projects too late for anybody but one person's Christmas. I also watched the Giants vs. Panthers game go into overtime after a miraculous Manning type drive to tie with a two point conversion. So The Giants and The Titans have first round byes and home field advantage as long as they remain unbeaten. Still I'm looking forward to the all Manning Championship.
O.K. the cars running in the cold cold driveway and I have to get going. Maybe I'll see you at the Box tonight, I have to stop and pick up some Nicci Cookies, and deliver that Photoshop Job to somebody. If you contributed to the Cause you might see me there. And
Billy Preston sang...
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
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The Indefatigable 'Ten'
The first two warriors of the Keg'lin clan gathered in a dim light alley. Soon there would be more. Soon there would be carnage. The warriors partook of grain based liquids in anticipation of the struggle ahead and waited for the rest of the clan to arrive. Donning special footwear and stretching they loosed up in preparation of the nights conflict. Soon another warrior arrived and began taking off the heavy clothing so that he may have greater mobility when smiting the 'Ten' who would not stay down. This most Recent warrior, Rich, carried three orbs of power, the other two had only one each with which to strike at the 'Ten'. Rich also choose to prepare with a grain based liquids before facing the formidable 'Ten'.
The battle would rage in two separate alleys simultaneously. The alleys themselves were very narrow, just 41.5 inches from side to side and on either side a treacherous gutter that would neutralize a power orb. Between the alleys was a covered channel and a combatant need only hold his hand over the mouth of the channel and his power orb would flow back against gravity and rest with the other orbs waiting for the next barrage. The three waited, warming their insides and steeling themselves. Another arrived, then two more including the mighty female Reb'. There were enough. Enough to wage the conflict and the first skirmish was soon underway.
A warrior approached each alley at the same time, KRis on the left, Dav'Sh on the right. The 'Ten' lined up in a wedge like the powerful Roman armies that swept Gaul centuries before. It began.
The first orb smashed into their ranks leaving only one standing. In the other alley a similar fate awaited those 'Ten'. When necessary the orb was tossed a second time then the warrior would seed his position to the next in line. 'Ten' regrouped and stood facing each combatant in rapid succession.
Halfway through the first soiree two final champions arrived to help do battle. D'andrichik and his initiate JenDen, the second female warrior. The late arrivals watched and fraternized with the original group of warriors until each warrior had ten times faced the relentless 'Ten'.
Before the next soiree the warriors regrouped to better take on the fearless foe. The men of the Moniker Dave: Dav'B, D'andrichik, Dav'Sh and their ally Rich the three orbed dueler took the left flank, KRis, Reb, Chuk and JenDen the right. Through the night the battle raged. Five soirees in all though Reb and KRis retired before the final pair. Rich joined those of the right flank to cover the loss of two duelers and the 4th soiree continued unabated. More challengers retired and the final skirmish saw Rich on at the throat of one alley and Dav'Sh eager at the other. Alternating between the two alleys they sent fusillade after fusillade at the 'Ten' scattering and decimating their ranks. Throughout the evening the individuals kept score, but when it was all over and the alleys darkened, the 'Ten' again stood waiting for another day, another conflict.
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History In the Making
The lowly Lions made a game of it as the lowly often do. It is the pattern of losing that is the downfall of teams on the brink of success, the conditional response, the dare I say comfort zone. I hate to say that but I do believe the it is true. It is hard to bust through an established pattern and change, even if that pattern is one of failure. I would almost feel sorry for them, but not against my Colts Bub! Tony Dungy said much the same thing mid week, he wished the Lions and their coach success and triumph for the final two games, those after our meeting.
Meanwhile on the other side of the ball records were falling like my investment portfolio on the field. Marvin Harrison moved into solo third place all time for most receptions in a career with his 1st catch of the day, just 6 down from Andre Carter, and still a bunch away from the legendary Jerry Rice. While that was going on Manning moved ahead of Vinny Testeverde for 6th place on the career completions roster, and as a team the Colts became the first and only team in the NFL's illustrious history to have 5 consecutive years with 7 straight wins.
Tennessee lost yesterday while the Colts won, consider a scenario where the Colts and Tennessee both end the season 12-4, we would have to win the last two while Tennessee loses them, o.k? We have a short week playing in Jacksonville on Thursday, then 10 days to prepare for the final regular season game here against Tennessee. We would be tied wins and losses in the division with Tennessee @ 4-2. The media had all but given the division to Tennessee, saying yesterday that the Colts can not win the division, it must come down to a second tiebreaker if so. We should be the highest seeded Wild Card in the AFC with at least one home game, most likely against Denver although The Pats and the Dolphins are still mathematically alive, but don't completely control their destinies. Meanwhile the Giants are on top in the NFC even after an embarrassing lose to Romo and TO last night.
Here's to an all Manning Superbowl this year.
Go Colts
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Exercise and Futility
Tomorrows Post Today. Like the Early Sunday edition newspaper available after 5PM on Saturday.
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Monday night at the Lanes. Few are called, many answered. A cadre of Chatterboxers converged at the Kegling construct on East 10th street. The early arrivals were golf grounds-men and Garden clubbers from the mid east side. David Sherry, Kristofer Bowman, Rebecca Hutton, with Christian Brown as the sole audience member. Next to arrive was Rich Culy and myself, then two more Davids, Andrichik and Beuke (who arrived in reverse alphabetical order). With eight you get more that egg-rolls and after the initial three were done with practice, a tandem of kegler teams took to the hardwoods.
Lane 5 featured Top down: David S, Rebecca, Chuck and David B. While lane 6 staged as follows: Kristopher, Christian, David A and Rich. Three games were agreed upon so naturally Christian played two and proclaimed that he was going home to a Roller Girl. The balance of us, not actually having access to a home that includes the Roller Girl feature; 4. Each bowler had a game to be proud of I think . David B, David A, Rich and I, " the seasoned (if not wizened) bowlers" with the most-est experience at pin intimidation each had at least one 200 game. Two late comers, Jeremy Hatch and LeAnne Bailey, who were just too special (spelled: antisocial) to play on our lanes sublet the lesser sides pair of approaches and runs for a couple of practice programs as well. LeAnne started with a stunning crushing dominating turkey (spelled XXX) then simmered down with a 9-, 8-, --, and... that's where I kind of stopped paying attention to them all the way over on lanes 3 & 4. I mean who's got the time to shuttle back and forth over all that real estate?
Meanwhile back on 5 and 6 (in the real world), side wagers were talked about, and the same seasoned but not wizened four put their monopoly money where the Parker Brothers told Milton Bradley to put his lunch! David B took 2, Rich took 1 and David A the final war-bux daddy, I would have got the chit
and got off the pot if we had played 5 (I'm most certainly sure), but 4 was enough for the 7 that had been 8 before 1 had 2 go (She's a Roller!, high Roller baabee, yes she izzz). As for the games played with Cards only the undeserving won. Rebecca, Kris, David Sherry and I donated to the scholarship fund.
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Hey, over half the population doesn't even have Balls, let alone Pins to knock over with them.
Please, do all you can.
Chuck Pace ©2008 
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We are All All-Stars!
Last week was the first week, because everything has to have a starting point. Last week was that week. When you are in a bowling league you have to start somewhere, I like to do that on the first week as a rule.
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David Andrichik has assembled a cadre of Chatterbox regulars and neighbors and turned us into our own bowling league at the All*Star Bowl bowling alley on the city's east side. Last week, oh wait I've covered that already. Six teams were created, 24 regular bowlers were required, 21 were there plus one substitute, leaving two teams a kegler short. Team 1: (Chatterbox One) Rehder/Hamilton/Andrichik/Andrichik came up against Team 2: Krull/Yosha/Wilson/Beuke (I don't know if they have chosen a catchy moniker yet)who won two games (valued at two points each) and series (1 additional point) finished in first place taking 5 of the 7 available points in their contest. Team 3: Suenram/Hutton/Mark/Bowman, (with Bobbi Jo Marx absent and Kay Niedenthal subbing brilliantly) again I don't know if they chose a team cognomen, were pitted against Team 4: Hiatt/Martin/Berns/Culy, and won two games but lost series ending with a 4 point score. Team three is in 3rd place. Thusly team 4 were awarded (earned) 3 points 2 for 1 game and 1 for an overall score high enough to carry series points. Team 4 is in 4th place. The 5th team , (strangely) Team 5: Bailey/Brown/Hatch/West chose a name, "Press Help Key" they , not unlike team 4 were bowling the missing man formation with Mr. Brown suffering from a gravity related stairwell incident and unable to
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kegel with a peg-al (cane). Team 4's missing man Paul Berns was just a heart-beat away recovering from heart surgery while his heart throb rolled for scores. My team is the final team, Team 6 and we, Sherry/Shoffner/Gentry/Pace named our crew the 'Box Tops.'
After calculating the totals and handicaps this weekend I determined that our team with the same score as team 2, but lower pin count, is in 2nd place. That leaves team 1 and team 5 vying for last place, with just 2 points each. The honor goes to team 5 (vie? vie not?) with just a dozen less points with handicap than the flagship brand. In just under 19 hours from the completion of this post round two of the Chatterbox Bowling league will convene to see who comes out on top next tally!

Chuck Pace ©2008 
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5 Ring Zombie
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Wow. Women's Individual Gymnastic gold and silver. Wow, Michael Phelps. Wow Rebecca Soni. Wow, I was up until 1:30. I didn't sleep much afterward. I got some shut eye, but mostly I just didn't. I was up before 5:00. I know for sure I will be paying for this later. I'm in training. I'm going for a Gold in the Insomnia Marathon. Wow! Feel that Burn! Sure, it's in my eyes, but it's a start!
I was just giggling during the pool-side interview with Rebecca Soni, she just smoked the competition and was so humble and pleasant. I don't think she realized her accomplishment yet.
Chuck Pace ©2008
Games End, Games Continue
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Tonight's the night we make history, I do believe it's true. Tonight our effort is recorded forever in the annals of bowling history, a permanent record will be added to USBC's massive database. We won't have done anything overly fantastic, but a record will be made anyway. Last week we did the possible for the first time in this 14 week summer series, we took all three games and series (duh.).
Tonight we will be competing to stay above worst. We will be trying to finish 17th or better out of 18 teams.
Last week I had my league high game @ 189, and my second highest series @ 510, tonight I try once again to hit the elusive 200 mark. Wish me luck.

At 12:50 I shut the TV off and tried for sleep. The USA mens' gymnastic team had just won a Bronze against what was supposed to be insurmountable odds. The Chinese team crushed the competition and the Japanese barely squeaked by the USA team in the final round. Just like the qualifications rounds the final event for the Americans was the pommel horse, and this time the first two had problems erasing the points lead the US had over Japan and putting the bronze in peril, that's when Alexander 'Sasha' Artemev gave another amazing pommel horse routine. Again he had the fastest, widest flares of any of the competition, and put The American team in solid for the Bronze, the Germans were the last to compete who may have had a chance to beat the US and on the same apparatus, but the first tow wee lackluster performances and their anchor best effort still fell short of the amazing Artemev. Michael Phelps continues to be the unstoppable force in the swimming events, and has tied Mark Spitz from my generation with 9 career Gold metals, but he still has 5 events to win and become the greatest Olympian of all time!
Chuck Pace ©2008
Don't Blink
Olympians, olympians, olympians!
Being a human, I am always inspired by exhibitions of human greatness. Always captivated watching the greatest athletes in the world competing in the worlds greatest venue. Politics and geography aside I am amazed at the limits of human endurance and performances and determination and perseverance of those who would push those limits. They are all heros, role models and inspirations.
You may have guessed. I have been watching my fair share of the games, staying up until midnight or later each night.
My stomach muscles are still sore from clinching and holding during the men's gymnastics segments. The Chinese on the rings were scary, precise and intimidating. USA men's team Alexander 'Sasha' Artemev gave an absolutely amazing pommel horse demonstration with the fastest widest flare of the legs I saw during any of the early competition, the USA team has to finish in the top eight to compete in the medals rounds, the Chinese, Japanese and Russian teams are the dominate teams and are 1-2-3 in that order after day one mens gymnastic competition.
There are a few Hoosiers in the games, including Mariel Zagunis, Notre Dame student and now two time Olympic Gold Medalist in Fencings "Sabre" competition. Getting most of Indiana's attention are two competitors on the Women's Gymnastic team, Brigit Sloan and Sam Peszek. Sam competed in only one even after sustaining an injury to one of her legs and did an exceptional job.
Again last night I was up until well after midnight watching. Like so many I was up and pumping my fist in the air along with Michael Phelps when the USA Men's swimming team took the 4x100 IM relay at the wall with a fingertip touch by Jason Lesak beating the French team and anchor swimmer Alain Bernard by 8/100ths of a second to take the Gold. Then there is Dara Torres, the oldest Olympic swimmer ever to win a medal with a Silver in her first event and more to come. Natalie Coughlin and so many others.

Off to work with my sleepy self and sleepy wife, go team USA!
Chuck Pace ©2008
Lookin' For Four Dry Runs
This is the weekend of Speed in and around Speedway Indiana. O'Reilly Raceway Park (ORP) in little Cleremont host three events this extended weekend; there's the Silver Crown Race Thursday, the Craftsman Truck Series on Friday and the Nationwide Series on Saturday. This year Rich and I have all access credentials for all three ORP events. Of course we also still have our Brickyard tickets again one row from the top just before the apex of turn three as usual.
We got the cred's from our buddy David Gansert who used to work with us at Roberts Distributors in the in-house photo lab. David is now an official photographer at ORP and shoots with Canon DSLR's and lenses.
I don't even have a DSLR yet, but I am really impressed with the newest offerings from Nikon. I played with the new D700 and SB 900 Speedlight on Tuesday when Jeff our Nikon Sales rep brought them in. I couldn't get the flash to make a bad exposure even when I took it off TTL. I don't have three grand for a D700 body but I might be able to get a D300, which has the standard APS-chip. I might have to haunt Scott Proctor in our Used Department waiting for a clean D300 to come in. The D300 is current and predecessor to the full size D700 coming in later this week or next. No, I will most likely be borrowing a Nikon outfit for the weekends events from Roberts photo rental department, I have to call and reserve something right after I finish my post here. I hope I don't have to use photo rain gear this weekend, but there are chances of rain for Friday and Saturday, if I do need it I can get it at Roberts too, we sell AquaTech (the best around) but I don't know if we rent it, if I have to buy, my budget for DSLR rain gear would probably fall more in the Kata range. I might just bag it in a Lowe-Pro AW camera bag if the rain is not too intense since I don't think there would be too many photo opps if the rain turns into a full on storm. AW stands for all weather, it has a deployable rain shield.
Last year at the truck race, Rich, John Qualkenbush and his son John Ivan and I waited out an almost three hour delay and track drying before the race actually got under way. It was John Ivan's first in-person race experience and he slept a great deal of the soggy part. Oh to be young. Oh to be able to sleep. But that's a whole different story isn't it?
I left work early with Rich and we headed out to ORP to get our creds. Then it was back downtown to pick up the car and the missus. From there we hopped over to The Chatterbox to see David and Rachel for a fair weather evenings libation. Not long after we got there Jody Grober Roberts mail-order manager arrived on his bike. Jody introduced me to the "Wednesday Night Mens club" at the Chatterbox 15 or 18 years ago, but has not been a regular for a long time. Even when Jody was a regular he was irregular, but that's a whole lot of different stories. Jody was there to meet with jazz musician Matt Roberts (who often plays at the Chatterbox) and used to be Roberts on-call IT guy. Bruce Pallman, the owner of Roberts rode up on his bike too. Regular Roberts customers (and Chatterbox staples) Jack and Joan Green were there and Jody and Bruce talked with them for a bit, then the meeting with Matt got underway. With Rich (Roberts e-bay guru) and I there too Roberts Distributors outnumbered all the rest of the patrons on the patio for a couple of hours.
LeAnne Bailey and Kris Bowman are joining David at the Brickyard this year, and Rich and I have invited them to meet us at our usual parking area for breakfast before the green flag flies. This breakfast has become a Nascar pre-race ritual with the Roberts guys. Last year Mike Wilson or inventory control guy (that is what it says on paper, he is actually a Ninja and we never see or hear him until he goes to lunch or leaves for the day) and Jody joined us for these and other rituals. This year Jody is taking MJ to her first close encounter of the stock car kind, so he wont be joining us in our perfect seats, Wilson is in again and we are still waiting to hear from Richard from West Virginia who has been our Brisol connection, and went with Travis Rich and I two years ago. Well I have been at this for over an hour, and I have so many other day off things to do.
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Peaks and Vales
ASB1So last week we took only one game, even though I had my best game and series since week one when I set the unattainable since bench mark performance. That first week I bowled a 525 series with a high game 1 of 179. Incredibly, the next week I had my worst series and lowest game. Game one 99, series 388. Since then I have been up and down, so when I stepped up in week ten and bowled a 500 even I was happy, the team didn't do as well and like I said we only took one game. It didn't help that we were bowling the #1 team in the league that week. Jump ahead one week and what happens? We are bowling the #2 team in the league, and we have slid back to last place (18th). Game one, only anchor man Tom Pruitt achieves. Rich and I are under our averages. Team Blust takes game one by 50 pins. Game two I better my numbers by 6 pins and am still 6 pins below my average, Tom drops below his average by two pins and Rich is possessed! Rich bowls a 9/ to start then 5 strikes and another 9/, but the time the dust settles we have won the second game by 68 pins, are up in series by 19 and Rich has knocked a big 222 hole in his stats. Along comes game three, Tom and I both pick it back up and do well,
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I bowl my highest game of the entire league, a 186, Tom beat me with a 188, 15 over his average and Rich drops a 137 bomb. Still we were able to win game three by 22 pins and take two and series. I won't know until next Tuesday if we moved out of the basement spot or not. The team ahead of us was only 1 point out of a tie for last going in. Next week is the last week before the final week and position round, we must prevail at all cost, or drink bowl and have a decent time. Hmmm.

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Bowl Well? Oh Well.
Once again the burden of maintaining last place in a summer league fell squarely on our shoulders. Once again we were equal to the task. I actually came out and defended my low average each game with a worst effort in game one 9 pins over my said pedestrian median of bowling aplomb. We didn't name our team "Total Breakdown" for nothing, at least one player each night has a disappointing effort or is smote by the kegling gods in public. Mercifully it was not I this week in any of the three contests, as I said I bettered each game and started 9 pins over the average I have so carefully destroyed since an on fire week one. The second game was 2 pins better than the firs, the third two pins better than the second and my average for the evening was 156, I have given you all the factors in this story problem, so if you wish you can now calculate my score, and evenings starting average. For the third straight week Rich struggled, not as much as in the previous two attempts, in fact only his middle game was below his average, albeit 38 pins below. Anchor bowler Tom was the real struggler this outing. Only his middle game was over his lofty self made benchmark average, and even had Rich pulled up his score to his average we would have still lost the second game by 58 pins. We are usually hero makers, gifting the gift of best career game to someone on the opposite team at least 70% of the time. Last night would have seemed another such night, except the guy who had a banner evening and single handedly won game two for the opponents was a guy with a 1 pin handicap, so he is obviously a strong bowler. He bowled 7 in a row before having a 9 -, and a 9/ then turkeyed out in the 10th. So my 11 pins over average, and Tom's 3 pin over average when added to Rich's 38 under was a lost cause in any event.
The real fun came after the bowling was done, the balls put away until they are needed again and the rest of the equipment was tucked away for another day. That is when we, Jenni and I, not the intrepid bowling machine known as "Total Breakdown" went out for the night.

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Movie night. We got to the theatre with the full intention of watching Wall°E, the latest offering from Pixar/Disney, that is when we noticed that Will Smith's Hancock was also airing with a start time only 10 minutes later than Wall°E. we were the first in our theatre and grabbed the second row after the divider, middle. We watched the previews and before long there were others joining us. A sparse but enthusiastic (even talkative at times) crowd enjoyed a week-days movie outing. As we expected Wall°E was terrific, and we will be going to see Hancock soon, I'm sure. Maybe even in Tennessee.

So much for breaks and taking them on a vacation, back to the charished, chorish challange.
A cowboy's work is never done.
Chuck Pace ©2008
A Track Record
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The Pagoda seen from Stand C, section 1 stairwell landing.
Just after the "Drivers to your Cars" announcement. Chuck Pace ©2008

Well I hadn't been to a Open Wheel Race in Indianapolis since the Cart/IRL fiasco of oh too many years ago.
I have been getting more interested in the racing again in the last three or fours years (the Danica years) as have so many others. She is a great boon to a sport that suffered a type of identity crisis for about a decade, she was the most popular driver among the fans in the seats around us as I'm sure she is everywhere she goes. A truly talented driver with the same bravado as the "boys club' drivers. She is analogous to Jr. in the cup series for fan base and worship, and a far better/braver talent in my opinion, and of course she didn't inherit a fan base, or get the gift of a team and a ride from her family. Her personal race is more like that of a Tigress breaking into the Lions domain.
Behind our seats, in the next row was a preschool girl and her 1st grade brother. She said he was going to race cars like Danica when she was older. A sentiment heard from others a few more times at the concession stands and along the walks back to the car too I might add.

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The level of competition at the track was great, even after the 'most popular' driver was taken out by an overly aggressive pit exit by Team Penske's Ryan Briscoe.
Of the Chatterbox entourage I can say that all had a grand time before, during and after the main event. Once again David has given his regular patron's more reason to continue frequenting his fine establishment.
Above: Indy native John Andretti during one of the many cautions.
Chuck Pace ©2008

Roll On Seven
Smashing success. The pins fell. The handicaps were established. The games ended.
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Last night it was the All*Star Bowl. The lanes were dressed nicely, the oils didn't break down nearly as much as the bowlers, and the tech of the equipment was medium high. It was like going from LP to CD for the first time. Still not 5.1 surround or SACD quality, but 'viva la difference'! I rolled threes games at exactly my average. So Did Rich and Tom (if you are new to this you establish your average in the first night, so it is inevitable that you roll your exact average on night one, get it?) What is your average oh sage of the ether-tripe. Glad you asked. Three games 179, 168 and 180, for a series of 527 yields a 176 average in this particular league and a 31 hdcp. Rich? Why you are so inquisitive today. He reigned havoc with 131, 160 and 197 efforts. Series 488, handicap 43. You keep at me and I will tell you all, but you knew that. Captain Tom? The Tom who bowls at All-Star on a regular basis, Tom? He did just fine thanks for asking. You want a breakdown? I am too emotionally stable right now to breakdown over a first night of bowling, but I will tell you how Tom did if that is what you require. Thusly, 185, 191 and 181. Series 557, hdcp 22. We won one game and series in the strength of that victory. For a 3 point first endeavor.
Midway through our second game Jeff Barber arrived to do some open bowling, he too had never stepped into the All Star Bowl as a combatant of the evil scourge of "Pin". Unofficially he had about a 135 average for the evenings bout. I shall take my battle armor into the fray each week for the next 13 weeks to do this battle as well.
We started at 7 hence the title of said post, we were on lane six. I didn't have one big four or monster split the whole night, Rich had a "church" once but was otherwise ugly split free as well.
It was a god introduction to All*Star. We named our team Total Breakdown.
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All Star Game
Well from 'never again' to be 'gentle its my first time'. Last time it was go big or don't go at all. This time it's get in, do the job and get out . I have never bowled a game at All*Star Bowl before, I have dropped Meredith off and picked her up for Friday Night and Saturday night bowling there when she was in High school, but, Laid a ball on the hardwood (yes children, wood) that I have not.
So tonight at 6:30 a new era in kegling begins for your intrepid blog-master. I got balls, and I got wood, I'm ready to get it on. I have to scratch an itch, and get over the 'Evil Empire's' destruction of my home kegling planet! I will be a force. I will have my revenge I will not bowl over to the dark side.
The Last time was sweet and bittersweet. This time I just hope the healing starts. The memories will be all the much better with a "comparison set" to judge by. Wish me luck. Wish my team mates luck, Tom Pruitt and Rich Culy. Wish.
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Chuck Pace ©2008

The Business Done
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Last Day montage: Clockwise from top left. Mishell, Larry and Melinda. Sue Reilly, John Laughlin; A last look at the lanes: The Sign still lit and the neon pin.
The Sport Bowl is done. Over done with gone. There was no way to save it. In the 9 or 10 years I bowled there regularly I made a lot of friends, met a lot of nice and interesting people, and had a lot of fun. Saturday was the last 'league official' event. The strike pot tournament, which was held to distribute the scratch pot that was building for over two years since the last time one of the centers bowlers bowled all 14 required strikes in a three game series. There were 118 entrants in the Strike pot tournament, I knew about 20% of them well enough to have a casual conversation with them. Recognized about another 12% as bowlers I've seen or bowled against in a decade of competition, still I think it odd that I really only recognized about a third of the entrants in the SPT.
Of the 118 entrants, 25 made the pay-out. 1st place took $2500, 2nd $1250, and so on all the way down to a three way tie at 23-25, each of them getting $140. Of the 25 "winners" list I recognized only 12 rollers counting myself (in 7th place). My pay-out for 7th with a 704 series, $415.00 which is to be mailed at some later date. So, besides the thousands of great memories, the dozens of stellar performances, the milestone bowling moments I've had (along with a few dozen stinker nights and crappy performances I am forced to remember to make the good ones shine a little better), I get a tiny fraction of the money I put into the side-pots back and a big bragging towel to wave when ever I feel I need.
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Chuck Pace ©2008

The End of Days
At the stroke of Midnight the Sport Bowl Bowling Centers is officially closed. Today is the End of Days for the Sportbowl,
Last Night I bowled my last league related games at the Sportbowl. The Strike Pot Tournament, I did well too, I should be in the money somewhere. I know I didn't make the top 6 places but I may be in the top twelve or so. If so I stand to walk away with a couple of hundred dollars I guess. I will have to wait and see what the outcome is.
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Tonight a few of us regulars are saying our last goodbyes to the building , the staff and the fun we shared.
Tonight is the final day of operation for sportbowl.
Chuck Pace ©2008

Vacation... On 3!!!
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So we left the Dodgeville/Spring Green area for another Green. Green Bay. I have been a football fan since I was four or five. I would watch the games with my dad in glorious b&w, and knew the Lombardi sweep, and the Purple People eaters better than I knew anything by the time I was 9. When I was 9 I read my first book all the way through, and it was a tough read for a 3rd grader. It was the biography of Quarterback Bart Starr, #15 of the Green Bay Packers. I was a Packer fan when Johnny U. was playing for the Baltimore Colts, when Fran Tarkenton was scrambling to save his rear end every snap because of a porous O-line, and when Roman Gabriel was the talk of the league only because his O-line was the best ever at the time. I was a Packer fan.
So when I conceived the idea of a Mystery Vacation in Wisconsin I had the trip to Lambeau field added in from the beginning.
That is where we went on the third day of the trip. I took a photo of the much larger than life statue of Vince Lombardi. I wiped the tears of awe from the corners of my eyes. I felt almost like a religious zealot going to the Holy Lands. This was my shrine, my beginnings. I spent $62.00 in the pro shop, but had to pass on my first sports hero's $265.00 jersey. I took pictures.
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Jenni took pictures and one of the Lambeau staff took our pictures too. I didn't take the tour, I didn't see the field but I did get to haunt the stadiums common areas. I have all but vowed to return to Lambeau on October 19th when the Colts go North to battle the elements and the Favre-less Packers.

Chuck Pace © 2008



Pinned down.
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Friday Night: The last Sport Bowl Friday Night Adult League games were rendered...oops. Friday after work the last Sport Bowl Friday Night Adult League games were rendered and the only thing left is the ceremony of patches pay-outs and good byes next week. Many times in the plus nine years I've been bowling at the Sport Bowl, when I was having a particularly tough time getting the round thingie down towards the grouped triangle of odd shaped thingies in such a way as to distribute them into the cavity behind them, I would make an idle threat that after this game, or night, or league is over I'm never coming back here again! Now as far a league play is concerned that is becoming a very real possibility. Nay, an inevitability.
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Sunday Night: My vacation is next week so Sunday Night was the last time I will league Bowl at the Sport Bowl. It was an interesting evening. Mel started hot with a Turkey in game one, and she won game two's card game and overall had a decent night of kegel-a-thoning, even thought she still has another week of pin tumbling ahead of her. Rich started strong, got stronger, and finished a little fizzled. I started weak (9 under) then had a big 25 over average 2nd game and a good 17 over third game. Will had two good starter games and a stinker to end the night, and as a team we lost series and only took the first 2 points of a possible 8. My Goal was to win the keglers cash at least once during the season. I have a new goal now, that is not to set myself unobtainable goals.
I will be at the lanes next Friday for the "Payout" and again in two weeks for the Sunday Payout and banquet as well, other than that maybe a time or two for Cosmic Bowling or something before the doors are locked and the ghost of so many good evenings start wandering the approaches and cursing the 10 pin!
Chuck Pace © 2008

Knock Down, Drag Out
I was not called upon to bowl last night, I had the night off from subbing in the 10 for 13 leagues final evening. I thought I'd just go and spectate since there was a heated contest for the top three spots. Three of the four Chatterbox teams were sitting 1,2,3 when the night started, the forth team was hanging on by their fingernails in 10th place. It promised to be an exciting and eventful evening.
That turns out to be an understatement. Before the games began it was announced that the alley, the states oldest continually run bowling establishment, and the 6th oldest in the nation would be closing forever on or around May 5th. An institution itself the Sport Bowl is about to see its 10th frame. The beginning of the end started when Royal Pin leisure centers bought the financially strapped independent lanes two years ago. Now they are closing and selling of the property, and Rich and I will have no more playground to play at because of the big bully that has eaten everybody's lunch.
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Game 1: Rich Culy's team Chatterbox 4 started the night in 1st place just one point ahead of Chatterbox 3 and Mike Wilson's team. Christianna H. and Judy G. (two of Rich's girls) started big with strikes but Jeff Barber and Andy Krull, Wilson's warriors for game one countered. By the third frame the Wilsonaters had taken a lead that would not be reversed and in the end even though Christianna had her league highest game with a 125, Jeff's 181 and Andy's 156 also personal bests carried team 3 to a 90 pin victory. After one Chatterbox 4 and 3 were Tied. Meanwhile Chatterbox 1 David Andrichik's Team had a simple mission, win them all and take over 2nd place or ideally 1st. To that end they vanquished league team 4 (with their clever name Team 4) with a 810 to 761 tally. Down on the end of the 10 for 13 lanes Chatterbox 2, Kris Bowman's team struggled and lost by 86 to their opponents, even though LeAnne Bailey pulled her L-Train to a new high 117 pins.
Game 2: Rich and his girls got back on top, Andy and Jeff both were open through the 1st 6 frames, while Christianna and Judy stayed strong, and Rich's team with Rich and Kay struggling a bit below their averages still managed to erase all but 5 pins of the Wilson teams pin count lead and easily took game 2. Next to them Chatterbox 1 quietly and efficiently took game two with a crushing 10th frame turkey for David and a 206 from Will. With a split from Rich and Wilson's teams Chatterbox 1 pulled into a tie for 1st. Team 2 on the other end still struggled even though LeAnne dropped another 116 bomb on the competition. Paul Burns and Kris struggled, and Jeremy Hatch's 144 was not enough to push them over the top.
Game 3: Rich and his girls take the last game and Wilson's team slides to 3rd. Team Andrichik, still hitting on all cylinders takes the third game and leap-frogs the other two into 1st place. Bailey, Burns, Hatch and Bowman take the last game but end up dropping below the Betties who came in in 11th place. When the figurative dust settled Chatterbox 1, 4 and 3 were 1,2, 3 and Chatterbox 2 won last place. I stayed and bowled with Kris, Leanne, Paul, Paula Watson (from yet another non-Chatterbox team) and Rich while David A and Donna Hiatt (from Paula's team) spectated. I had three games right around 170, and called it a night. This was the last time all of us would bowl together at the Sport Bowl as the twilight claims the history and happiness at 3900 S. East street. Friday's league has two weeks left, Sunday's has three, then it's adios amigo's.
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Nearing the End
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I have been bowling practically every other day since I have recovered from my porokeratosectomy and it is wearing on me much. I have had a back ache for 4 days. I have a pile of things in the World HQ that really are begging for my attention, things like my taxes, tech editing chapters, reorganization. Things need re-shelving. Thing need filed. Things need tossed. Things are needing done. I get home on a non-bowling night after standing for 9 hours or so and have to get supine. Some nights it is in front of the boob tube others it's just on the sleeping surfaces. be they couch or bed. I need time for the back to get back ion non aching form. the legs to stop throbbing and the arms to stop protesting to any load or task. I will find surcease soon. 1 week left in 10 for 13, three left in Fridays , and only two or three mores subbings in Sunday. Then rest, merciful rest.
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Chuck Pace © 2008

Knocked Down Fighting
I have a hole in my foot. It is healing nicely. Tomorrow I go in to see Dr. Gray again. Just a routine how the heck are you healing session. Luckily I am out of the limping limbo and living larger than in the last weeks. I am walking like a duck no more, I may still be lame but it is not in my gait.
I have an old car in my garage, it is still lame. It is in limbo, I am still waiting for my price list from my super secret source in California. Down in limbo. How low can you go?

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Like I said, recovery is in both of our futures. I bowled on Sunday. I had a 153 average on the "Nothing Better to Do League". I hadn't picked up my pin assassin in two weeks. It was a test. I passed. Game 1: 152, just one under. Game 2: 154 one over and dead on my average after two, game 3: 186. I made it! I am back. I was a little concerned about the foot, it throbbed for a bit but it held up to being put down, and came back kicking. I can walk the walk again.
Test number two. Last night I had a plan. I planned on going to the Chatterbox to see Eran, a high school friend who was going to be in that area dropping the boys off at the Murat. Not all of my plans go according to design, duh. David Andrichik needed a sub on his Chatterbox 1 team. I answered the call. I called Eran on the way to the kegling and told her I was not at the "box" she said I know, I am.
So I arrived at the bowling palace where I have a 164 average on this league. I am the ringer. I am the sub for any of the four Chatterbox teams. I answered the call. "A" game time, game one: 176, a good twelve over the the required mark. Good enough, we won game one. Game two I started with 4 strikes an 8/ and two more strikes and ended with a 223, (you don't need to be Eli Stone to say WHAM!). Our opponents brought their game too in game 2 and we only won by 7 pins, even with the Colossus of Rolleds only missing a deuce and a quarter by 2. Game three, I have a legitimate shot at a 600 series. Sure I would need a 201. Sure I didn't get. I still managed to be the pit boss for 170 of those oddly shaped targets. I pulled a 569 series and am still the man! Like the car woes, and the foot fouls and the daily grind. I will survive. I guess you could say that I was knocked down fighting too.


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Laps Danced Laps Diminished
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32 drivers out of 43 starters finished on the lead lap at Daytona for the Nascar seasons opener. It was a relatively clean race with only 7 cautions and none for the first 80 laps when debris caused the first slowdown. Laps 150 and 161 were the next two cautions then the last four cautions occurred in the final 24 laps of the race. In the end Indiana boy Ryan Newman won his lucky 13th career Cup victory with the help of his team-mate Kurt Busch, bringing racing team owner Roger Penske his first 1-2 finish in Nascar Racing and his first Daytona and restrictor plate victories.
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I watched most of it from the comfort of Rich Culy's big screen TV dominated basement. It was the first Turkey Frying event of 2008. Like so many previous TF events, there was a decent audience on hand, and the food and friendship was as fun and entertaining as the tri-oval stars and the main event. As in the past seven or eight Turkey Frying events I brought my green-bean casserole and Jenni made Hot-Mamas (this time with bacon). Rich dropped three or four mega-fowl (Meleagris Gallopavo) into searing oils, Mel brought her potato and deviled egg specialties, and Guy brought Maddie who brought her peanut butter pies. Yum and yum all around. Kay brought her culinary skills to bear again with delicious treats and other guests supplied more than enough sustenance for our Band of Bellies. Newbies to the Turkey Fryer race party scene and Sport Bowl regulars, Richard and Jennifer Speer and their 4 year old Ryan and Tony Hurst and Liz Cheek their infant son and four year old Hayden all seemed to get enough to eat and have a real good time. Barb and Mike Novak and Jeff Barber and Rachel Aspy made rare appearances at the Culy party command. Mike McDaniels and Joey Bula made return appearances as did John David, Mike Wilson and Maddies daughter Alysha and her infant son Brandon.
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The Turkey Bone Yard Pot and the Carcass on a hook. Chuck Pace ©2008
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It was a weird day. I made my food portion for the event on Saturday night, Jenni made hers on Sunday morning which held me up on getting to Rich's since we decided to take just one vehicle. Before the racin' started Rich and I had to make a trip to 86th and Ditch for the funerary services of Roberts co-founder and Bruce's mother Rose Pallman who passed on Valentines day. The service was nice and the family recollections and the letter reading were both touching and very humorous. It was a good tribute to the Rose that I remember and worked with for over 17 years. The service concluded at 2:45 and Rich and I were back on the near-south side by 3:15; just in time for the dropping of the green flag by stock car racing legend Richard "The King" Petty.
At 3:34, just as we were settling in for a long green flag run my phone rang and I had to get upstairs try and hear the call. It dropped in the basement so I dialed back from the incoming call list, it was Sue Reilly at Sport Bowl alerting me that Will Andrichick was taken to the hospital from the Chatterbowling event that was taking place simultaneous to the Rich fowl food fandango. I called Will's son David later to inquire and he was still at the hospital with Will and Dorothy. He said there were heart enzymes in the blood and there was as a little concern and that they were holding Will for another test at around 11:00 PM. Note that there are always
some heart enzymes in the blood, higher levels can be an indicator of stress or damage.
So It was an up, down, up, down kind of day. Late and start and stressful delay. Goodbye to Rose. Congratulations to Ryan Newman. Thanks to all the friends at Rich's party and good luck and speedy recovery to Will.
My head aches; I'm full, tired and I think I will attempt reposed and restoration. I shall slip into night-laces wing, I shall enter Morpheus' realm again, I shall trip the tryptophan-tastick!
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Chuck Pace
© 2008

Carnage and Mayhem
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We did the job last night, we kicked butt. The Copies Plus team went in and took care of business. We entered the evening in 8th place, but only 2 points out of 5th. We knew it wouldn't be easy since we were giving the other team, Just Having Fun 53 pins in handicap which we would have to overcome each game before we could even consider winning. Plus their anchor bowler Jerry B. claims to average a 600 series at one of the other Royal Pin centers so we thought it might be an uphill battle. The battle started with us locking in a 112 victory in game one, then the big game, in game two we won by 173. Jerry and his boys were short (they were bowling with an absent third bowler) but they put up a giant fight in the final game which we only managed to win in the 10th frame by 8 pins.
I started the night in the gumby tie because I had the lowest score by average in the final game last week, but after game one I handed it over to Rich who had only one game over average for the night. Rich wore the tie the next two and earned it for next weeks first outing as well. Ed Craig our anchor bowled two games over 200 and all three over his 165 average (206, 239,194) and won us the final game in the tenth with a X8/. Tom Pruitt our third bowler also put together three over his 168 average (188,203,189) and I did the same besting my 152 each outing (164,172,183) still it is a team effort and our effort was to try and win them all, and we did so. I had a 4 bagger or ham-bone as Ray Spratt of one of the other teams calls it, and Ed had six or seven in a row, and as a team we had several star frames.
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Corrections Officer
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Well I started each game with a strike. I waltzed in with a 172 average knocked down enough pins to average 145 for the night and crawled back home with my tale in my hands. It was a rough night for team 11 (Chatterbox 4). I was subbing, when the evening started we thought Jenni was subbing too. Only two subs were needed. So Jenni sat that one out. One of the teams than needed no help was team 7 (Chatterbox 3), they were on the next pair of lanes over from us. They won all the points, their lead-off bowler David Beuke had a crusher game @229 and a 591 series, Andy K. and Mike Wilson both bowled over there average and Jeff Barber stayed close enough to his. Further up toward the middle of the kegling arena it appeared the Chatterbox 2 and Chatterbox 1 were struggling as well. Chris West still has to wait for his break-out game. Will Andrichik bragged that he got over 100. Sireens done loved up the minds of the CB2 team and took most if nat all of their points as tribute. As the weather got wet and cold outside the lanes at the south end of the Sport Bowl stayed dry and cold for everyone but Beuke, That my story and I powerless to deny it. My first 4 weeks as a Sub I was too good for my own good. Last night came the correction games, and I was too bad to help the team. At least I don't have 10 inches of white death part 2 to shovel. I wonder if I could bowl on an all weatherman team, they cant be very good. High for this post? 229 established 2/12/08 by hurricane David.

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Not the Old Adage, a New Maxim
The alarm goes off. The alarm goes off. Jenni's alarm. My alarm. The mind says there will be another. There is another. The mind says there should be another. There isn't anymore. Panic. Hurried. Harried. Rushed. Manic. Outside it is 6°.
Late we up stayed, yes. Tired we are now. Moving we must get. Work.
Last night Jenni was the bowling genius of the family. I was the stay at home and walk the dog guy. Last time Jenni bowled she had a personal high and her first turkey. Last time Jenni bowled was the first time she bowled with her new shoes and ball. Last time she had a 153 game. Then came Sunday. I stayed home with nothing better to do than surf the web and watch movies. Jenni went to Sport Bowl and with Mel 'N' Them bowled in the Nothin' Better to Do league. She started strong (127) bottomed out (88) then had a final game anybody would be proud of. Her first 4-bagger, and a walloping 173. Its not the shoes. Its the new ball. Jenni says I can do color.
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Amongst Her Weaponry. Jenni the Pin Slayers arsenal.
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Usually that would be the whole story. That is enough. That should be enough. But there is a little more to the story. Rich (the upstager) Culy. Need I say more? Rich won the 50/50 again. Rich Won a Keglers Cash, again. Rich who has to beat, beat. Rich had three games over 200. Rich had a 670 series. Rich won 1/2 the handicap strike pot. I know Mel and Will were there too, really. Mel had a pair of 151's that she hung on either side of a 147 for a beautiful 449 series. Will shot a 158, 164, 209 for a terrific score and evening too a 531 series.
I watched TV and Went to the BMW web site to check out the new 128i and 135i Coupes. I watched Peyton and the Colts in the Pro Bowl for a bit. I cleaned up my work area in the World HQ.

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Makeup. Breakup. Then Break down.
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Four gave Giant effort, and got Giant results. No I'm not still talking about Manning, Burris, Toomer and Strahan. I'm talking about Bowling again. Last night was the Beer and Pizza leagues fourth outing. But there was one team that had not been around for the first night. Chatterbox 4, is that team. That is Rich Culy's team. I am a gun for hire, a man without a country, a mercenary, a rogue a ringer. John Gentry is another. We are the Jumpers, and we are not afraid of Samuel L., we are league subs.
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Last night Gentry and I along with the newest Jumper, jolly Jenni, joined C-Box 4 for a makeup series before another, the regularly scheduled series. We hurt ourselves. We bowled Six games. We all gave super-human effort. Three of the four of us had higher series in the final three games than in the first three. I hadn't bowled a 200 in any of the Fall/Winter leagues this season. I did in my first game of the night last night. And I didn't sneak up on it either I Rambo'd it. 245! Five games later, the final game of the night. I book-ended the great series' with another, with fatigue setting in I crushed another 215. Jenni had milestones too. We bought her a heavier ball which gives her more control, and she proved it all night (without the help of the E. Street band), she had her first ever league turkey (three strikes in a row) and a 153 high game, also a personal best. Today we both look like we were in the tail section of Oceanic Flight 815; all beaten and battered, gimping and limping, but unlike Tommy Boy Brady we are winners!
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The Shirts are here! The shirts are here! As we wee finishing up the first series, the make-up series the other teams were arriving for the regularly scheduled events. The man for whom four bowling teams are named (The Andrichiksers?), or more accurately, who owns the Chatterbox for whom four teams are named, arrived with a box full of beautiful bowling shirts. We all looked the part in the kegling condition in our striking (and sparing) new duds. Life was good. Last night, which the three subs-men of the apocalypse will be feeling until next Tuesday I'm sure, was a blast, a hoot and a fun and rewarding night. I'm off to get Jenni and I walkers so we can do our employment gainfully until the next time orbs are aimed and pins are in peril.
Super Sub Human out!

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Archie's Jugheads
So Much.
So much comes to mind. Puns and pundits. I told you so's and oh my godz. I actually saw a red state-blue state breakdown earlier in the day that showed
New York, Indiana, Florida and Louisiana as the only states that thought that The Giants were bigger than Hype. Really, Indiana as a blue state? Colts Blue maybe, Giants Blues. Sure. I see it now. Capable of winning over the Patriots. The Team of Destiny, the house that Jack-ass built! The guru of the game plan. The captain of competition, the bastard Bela-Cheats. The odds on favorite to win it all stepped into a big pile of any given Sunday! A better game plan and a better execution beat all the odds. A 14 to 16 point spread in Vegas that has made a bunch of people very happy. A 55 points over/under that saw only 31 points total making even more people bet happy. Ohhh. I need to hurry out and buy my ugly sleeveless red sweatshirt. I believe I heard that this final drive was 5 seconds shorter that Joe Montana's 49er's come from behind SB win about a hundred years ago, to set another Manning family record and Super-Bowl record. What? You want Records? The Giants are first NFC Wild-Card team to win the Championship. The Giants are the only team in NFL history to go 11-0 as a visiting team. The Manning boys are the only brother combo to win back to back NFL Championship's and MVP's, and only the third NFL brother combo ever to both win a NFL Championship.
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Running Down a Dream Eli and The Giants said I Won't Back Down. 5 sacks and several rushes and hurries later Tommy Boy was Free Falling and playing like Chris Farley, and would have been better off with a very impregnated supermodel in a Van down by the Arizona Canal! This was one of the best Championship Games I have ever seen and I have seen them all. 1 through 42.
So maybe next year the MVP brothers can go head to head in the Championship Game! Archie and Olivia, Oreo's and commercial dynasties! I can see it all.
I said I had puns?
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Manning the guns!
1 - 2 PUNCH!
Oh Brother Where Art Thou!
Eli's Not Coming, He has Arrived!
XLI,XLII... XLIII?
Big Brother is Watching!
and finally ... Eli made Tom look Petty!

So I close with this. The NFL history highest season scoring team could only manage 14 points when the near-perfect season was on the line, and superstars and pro-bowl starters played like there were covered by a blanket of Moss. The 2007 Championship team sends an NFL record low 1 player to the Pro-bowl this year, no Champ team has been less represented in Hawaii before. Go Giants. Maybe next Year, Manning Bowl!!!

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Big Bowl Games
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! The big game, the one we've been waiting for all season. Position night on the Sunday Bowling League. We start at 7:00 which means we miss most of the other big game taking place in Glendale Arizona starting at 6:15. Jenni will be here at the world HQ and Fan-empoirium while Rich, David, Will and I take on the evil empire, the team directly ahead of us in points. I don't know how close but it's probably close enough that if we win all 8 points we can beat them to the finish line in ten weeks. The Sunday league name is Nothin' Better To Do which is true most Sunday Nights, but certainly not on SB Sunday! The Night the Pro Football Champion is decided. I remember the last on like it was just last year, when my Colts finally took home the Lombardi Trophy to Indianapolis from a rainy Miami.
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I have not been watching a lot of the football hyper-coverage yet, I have been busy. Crazy busy. I even cried a little in preparation for the other activities I have been tied up in. But I think it is a success. Last night Jenni and I went to Meijers to pick up my big day cooking necessities. At 11:00 I started the process, at 1:35 I finished. Finished what? Cutting, cooking, grating, simmering and baking. Onions, thyme, Beef and Chicken Stock , Gruyere cheese, French Bread and super secret ingredients as well.
Two and a half hours from first onion skin tears to removing the finished
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product from the oven. Now it cools, now I drools. Jenni and I are waiting the requisite interval required to still retain the buds of taste instead of searing them like the caramelized onions that are making our eyes water again. I must stop typing and start the eating process. Two big bowls await, two 24 ounce crocks. The first Bowl Games start now.
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Smashing, Ole Boy, Just Smashing.
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Well Sunday is a memory now. A lot of memories actually. A lot of them from the Sport Bowl bowling alley on East Street.
What started out for me as another lazy day and another lingering in the sack ended up as a 6 game whirlwind bowling marathon.
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David Andrichik of the Chatterbox held another customer appreciation event at the bowling alley in question. The turnout was good, the level of competition was good and the pizza and beverages were top notch. Those were all at the Chatterbox's expense, so to be sure that everything was on the up and up David bought in is personal accountant Kristy Newcomer to help with the deductions. Kristy and her friend Katie Brose also bowled. Many of this Chatterbowl events Bowlers are in the 10 for 13 beer and pizza leagues also.
The Chatterbox is responsible for putting together 4 teams plus a pool of subs for these leagues, so it is no surprise that many of the Chatterbowl attendees were on hand for todays funstivities. Rich Culy took it upon himself to encourage some of the bowlers who, with some guidance and constant refinement may not end up being a complete embarrassment to the Chatterbox. Some of the bowlers even though not really regulars in a bowling alley are already making great strides with a few simple suggestions.
Rich is captain of Tuesdays Beer league Chatterbox 4 team but I subbed for him last week, I had a 528 series in Rich's place. Rich watched today for a full game before donning an elbow brace and stepping into the fray for two games. He bowled down on the end with the host and the accountant and her friend, as well as Kay and John Gentry and others I am afraid I can't name (their parents should have taken that responsibility and I do not wish to become involved in others family matters.)
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Speaking of parents Will and Dorothy Andrichik were on hand not only for the festivities but also so that everyone could sing a happy birthday greeting to Will for his upcoming 79th birthday on the 31st. Cake was cut and distributed, spares and splits and strikes and a even a few gutter-balls were all distributed as well and all had a good time. David had the pleasant duty of driving Dorothy home and returning for round two of the Kegle-thon. David, Will, Mel Shoffner and I, stayed (or returned) for another 3 games. Rich Culy, who was supposed to bowl in the Sunday Night "Nothing better to do League" but abstained from additional elbow strain stayed to watch for a bit as I subbed again. John David Owen stayed as his ride was the same Rich I was subbing for. After the 1st sanctioned game by our merry band of Kegle-men and women was safely sealed away in our favor, Rich and JD headed back to Surewhynot Forest. We went on to secure the second game as well and carried enough pins in the two victories to take the series booty as well.
I had a team high 508 series, followed by Will's 479 just over average effort, Davids 468 exactly on average and Mel's 367 slightly under average.
During the pre-curricular Chatterbowl session earlier I had a decent series of 479, but my series was no match for Chris West's 555 or Kristofer Bowman's amazing 600 efforts. Chris can thank Rich for some of the good fortune since Rich was guiding Chris a bit, as I mentioned earlier. Oh, and I only bowled 3 games in the warm-up (for fun) event, Kris and Chris both bowled 4 games to achieve their series. Did I not mention that earlier? I know the boys would want the record set straight.
Other Chatterboxers on hand that I may have failed to mention or name (lets not reaggrivate that wound); Pam Sipes, Amanda Ferrell and Lonnie, Margaret Brown and her boyfriend Chuck S., David Sherry, Emily Stage, LeAnne Bailey, Patrick Wasson, David and Mary Ann Beuke, Ericka Embry and her old high school pal Max, and one or two who I don't really know including a guy I think was named Eric, but...

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Walked and Talked
Nothing beats a healthy trash talk like a good drubbing. Ouch.

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No really all in good fun, and for the love of the game, and I was just the better man this day, next time it could easily go the other way, and we will be back, and On any Given Tuesday!, and, and and...

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I subbed in the Tuesday beer league for Rich who is sporting a cantankerous elbow right now. He came along to (coach) give the women on the team lessons (yeah, right). I came along to sub and give everybody else lessons. We were near the main entrance of Sportbowl, and to the north of us Chris West's boast and game were going south. I didn't even have to trash his game, Rich being more or less the emissary of my mastery was doing all of that he could. I ended with a 528 series and a 155 worst game (which Chris matched as his best game of the evening I think).

Even his pins couldn't get ChrisWested in the third portion of the nights kegling kalamity!
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On The Road Again
That was the best night of the season, records were made tough opponents challenged, and it all came down to the wire. Unfortunately while all that was going on at the bowling alley the NFC championship game was being played in Green Bay on the truly frozen tundra. The best post-season game is over and I missed most of it, I was bowling my season high series and tying my best score of the season too. But when I got the opportunity I would step onto the crowed bar/lounge a the alley and catch a play or two and the score. What I saw was inspiring. What I saw was old school Football, in the cold, open air of a real football city.
I have nothing to win or lose in this game. My team is out, I just want to see an opponent step up and take on the evil empire. I just want an NFC team to take the pretty boy regime and the underhanded cheat to task and make a game of it in two weeks. Either team would work if they can bring it. A fan of the game wanted Brett to return to the Glory. To make his third Championship appearance. That same fan wanted to see the little brother walk in the shadow of his hall of fame destined big brother no more. I was rooting for a game. A good game where the winner is considered worthy, honorable and deserving. That was the game I saw snippets of. That was the game I wanted to be, wanted to see. The best game of the post season. That game has decided a final match-up. It wasn't the love of the game guy, the 17 year veteran, the sentimental favorite guy. This time it was the little brother.
Archie and Olivia can say that their progeny has made it to the Championship game two years in a row. Not the same progeny though the NFL siblings, the AC older and the NFC younger. Peyton last year, Eli this year.

To the NY Giants credit is a bit of history already made. The Giants won every game they played on the road this season. 8-0 in regular season, 2-0 in post season so far. For the final challenge, in Glendale Arizona, the Giants are once again the away or visiting team.

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Meanwhile I was at the bowling alley. I was trying to repeat Friday nights performance, to excel on the hardwoods. I started with a 188 game which tied my best effort on either league this season. I followed that with another average crushing 166, still near the pinnacle of my game, then for the third game I bumped it up a half notch again and finished with a 172, and captured my first 500 series of the season in either league.

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Maybe It's NOT the Shoes!
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Sure, just put that on my Mastercard! Chuck Pace © 2008

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On Friday I found some super-cool things. The Colts Championship Reebok shoes with horseshoes and logos, the AFC South Division Hat and the NFL Defensive Player of the year's #21 home jersey. I bought in, I bought them, I really like them. I wished in them a dream, and future and a couple of victories. Those dreams were more real than the ones that I lacked in sleep. They lasted a season, they marched for two and a half days. They ended in reality. They were just dreams after all.

What a rough day, and even rougher night. The sense of loss is as palpable as the loss. The dream ends. The hope of a repeat glances off the outstretched hands of Dallas Clark, and dies on a field that itself will never see another season. The roar of a crowd becomes an echoing whoosh, the deconstruction of the stadium will be like a murmur in comparison. I stay home with my thoughts. I half expect a call from my Pop but that call is never received, and I'm sure that in Old Town Florida he sat there half expecting a call from me. What is there to say. We both saw the thing, saw it in high definition no less. The passes tipped and intercepted, the primary receivers blanket covered the check-down guys shadowed as well, the running backs struggling for inches when yards are needed. That was clear. Still, like a Reggie Miller Knick-Killer last minute comeback we can't look away, can't believe, can't accept that the buzzer has sounded, that the game and the dream is over until the fall.
I did get a call from Florida, but it was from the miraculous Meredith my daughter. She was working while the dream expired, but she got to see the last three minutes in the Magnolia Theatre room, she saw the end of days for the RCA Dome in brilliant high-def five feet across, larger than life but still a tiny bubble when compared to the dream.

I didn't sleep well, Meredith called again and talked to Jenni, freshly returned from a Night of Kegling. I finished two chapters in the next Tech-Editing job. I went to bed and didn't sleep well at all. I woke more than I dozed, in the twilight from the XM radio I felt the crushing weight of disappointment, I couldn't move, I couldn't breath. I thought I might never be able to watch another game, that I had seen my last snap. Finally I got my arm from under the covers and shook her shoulder and said loudly for the moment, louder than the whispers of voices in her dreams, louder than the FM voices in her earphones, "Hey, Jenni! Roll over the other way you are crushing me!" A great weight was lifted, but still I couldn't sleep, the first alarm went off before the reset music from the XM ended, it times out every two hours and I had turned it back on twice more during Jenni's rest and my wrestle.
Yesterday the gloves came off and so did the Championship shoes. They will be added to the wall and a half of team paraphernalia and pride that still lives and breaths , they will add their whisper to the collective whispers of the totems. They will begin the chant "This Year" in August, and just maybe they will be heard.
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Home then
Win or go home baby! That's where I am now. Home. Poorly executed kageling done I am now at the hacienda de'loser. I needed to bowl in the sighted leagues, but I took my blind game to the alleys today. I was trying to remember why I bowl, and even more harder to remember when I last had a good night and enjoyed the whole evening. I'm not sure that Meredith wasn't still in high school when those planets aligned.
With 5 minutes left in the first quarter the Packers are struggling to hold on to the ball as the weather, which should favor them is starting to become a factor.
Being a fan of Football I have to be a bit biased to Brett Favre and the Pack. Just because he brings heart and fun back to the game. O.K. I gotta go it looks like the Packers are going to, no wait, just did score to bring in to an extra point to tie. And so it is. Those 14 points matching Seattle's 14 ties an NFL post season record.
The 2nd quarter starts as an even match-up again. Fun!

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Ties that Bind
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Last Night? Not so Much. Two horrible games. I was in the headache zone. I had a slice of pizza and 1 beer, and started getting one massive headache. Game one started with Tom Pruitt wearing the totem tie the Gumby tie, the I was the guy who was the worst bowler on my team last time we bowled tie. By the end of the first game I was nursing a knock down drag put fight in my brain case. I bowled a 131, 22 pins below my average. Rich Bowled a 130, also 22 pins below his average, so for game two we had a tie at worst below average. Being a tie situation I wore the "tie" for the first 5 frames of game 2 Rich wore the "tie" for the final 5 frames. So what happened? I won the tie wearing tie breaker by bowling worse in game two than game one. With sole possession of the "GUMB" I picked it up. I bowled a 169 in game three. Rich was the lowest and will be adorned by the tie next game next Friday.

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Today: The mega-cash tournament. Today the chance to advance to the next level. Today the NFL Divisional playoffs begin. Today the Seahawks play the Packers, today the Jaguars play the Patriots. Today is the chance to advance to the next level for two teams, and the reality of hanging up your cleats and shoulder pads until next year for two teams. Tomorrow the Chargers and Colts do the same thing, the Giants and Cowboys the do the same thing.

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I started this post an hour ago. I have been watching the NFL network playbook shows the entire time I have been trying to post. It is very distracting. Plus I get misty every time they say the World Champion Colts, so that is slowing me down a bit too. Jenni left me this morning. Did I mention that? She went to try to get a little more done on the nightmare system at her work and left me sleeping, to work off the headache and disappointment of another bad night of kegling. She is planning on joining up with us at the bowling alley while I mega-crash in the mega-cash tournament a little after two. So my time is dwindling and my distractions continue on the playoff match-up shows on NFL network. Mega-cash? Playoffs? Win or go home baby!

I am done here.

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GO COLTS!
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One More day then...
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Game Time
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Gamey this Weekend
Blanks. Across the board it is blanks. I've truly got nothing.
Maybe this... There is bowling tonight, and I am at least for game #1 Gumby Tie Free. I finished strong last week. After struggling in the first two I was over thirty over average in the final contest. I never mentioned either of those. Now what. I have Saturday off from work so, I'll be attending the Mega-Cash tournament at the very same alleys on Saturday as well. I qualified two weeks ago in the Sunday league by bowling at least 35 pins over my average. So I got that going for me.
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Then there is this thing called football. Divisional playoff weekend is almost upon us. I should be home well before the Green Bay Packers /Seattle Seahawks game at 4:30. I may even have time to stop and pick up a Maurice Jones-Drew jersey before the Jaguars 8:00 contest at the contestable Patriots.
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Then there is Sunday, Sunday Sunday. When the San Diego Chargers come to Indy to face the Colts. One of our three regular season losses, and by less than a touchdown we face the Bolts looking for vengeance . Our first loss was here at the Dome against the Pats. If the Pats lose this weekend and we win our last game at the Dome could be another AFC Championship. More likely we head into Foxboro for the final AFC showdown before the Championship game in Arizona.
Wish me luck tonight and tomorrow.
GO COLTS!
One Game at a Time
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Slay Ride
The pairings are set, I don't think anybody is surprised by the AFC match-ups, its the #1 seed vs. the #5 on Saturday and the #2 vs. the #3 on Sunday. The NFC had the little shake up with the #6 seed beating the #3.
Jenni and I sat through all four of those games and 5 more episodes of Buffy, and almost never left the house this weekend. Oh sure I went to work on Saturday, but the 1st game was on when I got home. Sunday morning I went to the store and Jenni crafted a huge pile of Zzzz's, but come pre-game and game time it was, well it was Game on. Maybe it is too much Buffy, maybe it's the weather and the time of the season but I have noticed changes in Jenni, and I'm feeling a little different myself.
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Newly born TV Zombies Basking in the Glow of LCD-TV
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Playoff Layoff
So the second season is upon us. The NFC Saturday Wild-Card game is underway, just into the second quarter. Seattle, the home team is leading the Washington dermal coloration indigenous peoples team 10 to zip. This game while meaningful to the outcome of the whole is a lot less meaningful to those of us who bleed blue (or Black and Yellow) on the AFC side of the League. The second game of this Wild-Card weekend is the AFC match-up of the Jags at 11-5 in Pittsburgh against the steelers at 10-6. The jags are the stronger team on paper but are the lower seed because the Steelers won their Division. The Colts won the AFC South division again (and are the only team to ever win the AFC South division I might boastfully gloat) so Jacksonville is the visitor. Phil Gibson who bleeds Steeler Yellow and Black hopes that the Jaguars are not the team he thinks they are when that game starts at 8:00 p.m. EST. I could go either way, but would like to see Pittsburgh advance. The Colts, the second seed will play the highest remaining seeded team next Saturday, and the number one seed Pats will face the weakest seeded team. The only team of the AFC WC weekend that the Colts definitely won't play next week is the last seeded Titans.

I love Football.
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GO COLTS! 13 down 3 to go!
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Three, Two...Go
I seems like all I do is grouse about work right before the holiday. It seems like that because all I do is work, right before the holiday. Today is our last 5:30 Saturday of 2007, tomorrow our last Sunday open (11-4 if you need some honey for your sugar, baby) and the on X-mas eve we are there 9-3PM. I will be doing other things during theses three days than sleeping and working. I will find time to Eat. I will croak and sneeze as I have been doing for the last 48 plus hours, and I'll gladly try to forget the last sanctioned game I bowled of 2007.
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Last night at Sport Bowl was a lot of fun, even if I did struggle on the final game (28 below average). The first two were well enough over that average that when we return to engage the enemy pins in 2008 I will have an average that is higher by a couple of ticks, so will Mr. Culy who had a very good evening all three games over his mark. Ed Craig and Tom Pruitt, our partners in crime, both fell a couple of pins below there series average but each had one game over average by a fair margin. Last Night I sat into motion a new tradition for team Copies Plus (that's us). The man who bowls the least off his average wears a totem of his disgrace. The Gumby Tie. I have had this tie for 15 or 20 years and have only worn it a few times to parties and such (as claymation related events are few and far between in central Indiana). So the Gumby will now tell the world who is not pulling his weight on team Copies Plus for the foreseeable future. After game one Mr. Pruitt adorned the tie (and vice versa) and after game two he repeated as two time low-sir, but through the virtue of my 28 pin deficit I will start my next league approved kegling event in 2008 with the dashing haberdashery dangling from my head support. I'm Gumby Dammit!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD WEEK-END!

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Quite Possibly...
Well, even watching the Robotic Patriots I don't think I've ever seen a more amazing 1st quarter of NFL Football. Manning had 118 yards, 2 TD's and an 80% completion ratio, and a statistically perfect 156.3 rating. Unlike some teams with huge leads, we took out most of our starters after the second series of the second half. One of those teams, I think I may have mentioned them already in a recent post, have argued that the other team will still continue to 'try' to win despite being down by 31 with under 18 minutes to play, that is why 'they' never take out the starters. While 31 points in 1 and 1/5th quarters in not impossible, it is highly improbable, and while leaving a a powerhouse offense in against a dishcloth defense, and devastated offensive opponent is not against the rules, it does certainly give a measure of the character of the team and it's leaders.
Well! After the 2 minute warning, Baltimore's rookie QB, Troy Smith (last year's Heisman Trophy winner) in his first professional game in the NFL, just scored his first TD on a QB keeper for 6 yards.
We should put our starters back in, they have not just capitulated to our superior might. There is still 1:08 left to play, what if they get an onside kick (or 3, and score TD's and 2pt conversions each time? That would lead to overtime and we would look like bleeding heart fools! Right? It is all about the win. At all costs. Right?
Final Score Indy 44.
The Browns Ravens 20. Cotls 11-2, and the number 2 seed in the AFC.
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I shutter without the click!
We had a lot of stuff to take to Rich's. A cooler, my green-bean casserole, Jenni's hot mama's, Harps Beer, Corona's, limes, bottle cozies, you name it. I even formatted the card in my camera just to take shots of the festivities. That's why when we were about a third of the way there I said to Jenni, "Crap I left my camera at home." Inconceivable! A camera guy takes his camera. There would have been photos to take. Documents of Turkey Fryers having turkey, records of the main events, group shots. Pictures dang it. The food, as is to be expected was damn good. The Colts victory, which used to be expected was too, even with the kicker woes, the receiver woes and turnover woes. Three woes usually brings a horse to a stop but we managed to eek out a victory, and Adam managed to make as many FG's as he missed. Peyton limited his turn overs to one sixth of last weeks output and the team advanced to 8-2.
Then there was the primary reason for the Turkey fryers to convene, Miami-Homestead. Racin'. The final race of the season and the end of an era and body style (no not mine, I will recover form the copious amounts of food I consumed).
Next year the COT will just be the C. Next year Jimmie Johnson will have even more swagger in his step, with two champion ships to defend. Next year more turkeys will be sacrificed to the god of hot oil, and we will start a new season, there will be new drivers to learn, new team configurations, different configurations, new sponsors and new attempts to cheat and win in Racing, Nascar style. There will be a lot of tattoos altered too. I'll be there and I expect the crowd to be bigger at Rich's too. A formal invitation will be sent to all the "Fryers" in good standing, I'm sure. This year's line-up included Kay (Sweettreat), Mel (Oldetimeygirl), Dave Gansert (3DRacing), MIke Wilson (Billiken Racing), Pam Sipes (numberfourpam), Ed Sipes (fasteddie787), Rich of course (hd20tonyfan and kingoftheforrest), Jami Day (JD Racing) her son (Dalton or Alston I don't know) and her friend Eric, Mike McDaniels , Jenni (jenntenn), Dave's wife Judy and myself (Red Racer).
We half expected Travis (Mascot), and Liz (best race girl) but I learned that their invitations were not properly delivered, we also expected Maddie(peanut butter pie) and Guy Tucker (coorzguy), Lil' Joey and maybe Phil Gibson (Juan Pablo's Good Ole Boy Bitchslap) with Lojak in tow, but that failed to materialize.
Game over dude, game over. That race is run. I just don't have the pictures to prove it.
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Always When it Doesn't Count
Last night after work Rich and I hit the bowling alley for three games of either self improvement or self abuse. My first game was a clean game, one of the three best games I've ever bowled and it doesn't really matter. Still I'll recap, just so it is a matter of record somewhere in the universe of unimportant achievement (I am featured there a few times for things of absolutely no consequence). four strikes, two spares, four strikes and 9 - or in the nomenclature of keglers everywhere. XXXX8/9/XXXX9- for the grand total of 255. Not bad for a single game (or even two) then came the great equalizer, the 112 game, and a bookend good game of 180 a full 21 over my average on the PBA experience league I am struggling with. Then there is the average for the night, 182. not so shabby either. Like I said this is not a sanctioned evening or league or anything so it is just bragging, and not bowling in the great cosmos of concern. Still XXXX8/9/XXXX9-!, I had 126 it the 5th frame, 14 over the TOTAL of the next game.
Such is life. At least I had witnesses who I bowl against in 'real' situations.
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PBA Experience
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I can see why they say that the PBA experience will make a better bowler out of you. The conditions are the same as the PBA bowlers use, and the oil pattern is printed out for the bowlers to study. The margin of error is very slim and it takes a lot more concentration to do well. I was able to capitalize on my straighter style much better than Rich was with his wicked ball spin and hook. I ended the four game set with a 170 average and two games over 200, in contrast Rich has a first evening's average of only 113 and a high of just 144. There is room for improvement from both of us. Rich did have his best effort in the final game, (as did I) and is looking forward to next week building on what he learned from last night. I will be looking to get more consistent with my release and delivery in the next two weeks on oil pattern Chameleon. Then we are on to a whole new pattern, and learning more ways to correct or struggle as the case may be.
Prior to all that it was another Monday and another work day. We welcomed a new front counter person to fill the vacancy left by Jo's retirement, Jessica Latimer is the new girl's name and apart from that I know very little about her at this time. After work, as is the routine Jenni, Rich, and I converged upon the Chatterbox, Rebecca, Mel, Ed, Kay and Sue Hobbs were also there putting the days previous trials and tribulations under a thin blanket of barley and hops, (or cider as the case Mel be), and DeAnne was providing comforters in her usual manner. Late to the fray was Travis, and Brandon and Jessica only looked in over the railing. Catherine Woods sat down opposite of me and only then recognized my hairless pate and greeted me. Jon was not to be found before my egress.
Then (as foretold) off the the Keggle Chameleon (is that a Boy George song?)and the rest (which there was very little of; finishing each game in around 24 minutes, whew!) is history. Back home at 10 13 I sat down to a retelling of Heroes with my bride by my side. Interesting. Very interesting. Linderman down? Me Droogies? Viddie that me Choco-blosticks!
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Cup of Today, Car of Tomorrow
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Well the Car of Tomorrow (COT) seems to be a success. Even though the speeds were quite a bit slower than recent years, the competition level seemed to be above recent years too. There were only three or four retirees in a 500 lap event, enough cautions but nowhere near a record, and David Ragan, Juan (Johnny Montanna) Montoya and Robbie Gordon did everything they could to keep it exciting, one of the radio broadcast guys even called Juan the speed-bump. Between the three of them they were involved in all but a couple of the cautions in one way or another. After another good start, having Stewart, Kahne, Sadler, Jeff Burton and Clint Bowyer on my team I was feeling pretty good about my chances, Tony led over 270 laps before having a new problem with the new COT fuel pump which is mechanical instead of electrical like in the traditional cars. The drive cable snapped under the drivers tunnel and he coasted around to his pits and went 35 laps down before repairs were affected, to bad for Tony, no one could touch him on the track, it took an equipment failure on untested systems to stop him, when the failure occurred there were only 7 cars left to be lapped by the 20, and I was in 2nd place in the fantasy league. Rich was 6th Mike was 13th and Travis was 17th. The pre race ceremonies were awesome as usual with four separate passes by the Jets overhead first all four, then two then one solo doing a wing wave, then the other two with a vertical burn over the track bowl. Those all followed the anthem and the card stunts. (Pictured Above)
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Tracks and Travels
No matter how much you prepare, there is the last minute rush. This morning and a little bit after work and before bowling tonight I have to put together my Nascar/Bristol survival kit. I have been busy with a lot of other things and have barely got this started, and now it's time to get it packed. The plan is to head out for Eastern Tennessee from Rich's at around 3AM tomorrow morning, that should put us at Shadrack's Campground less than 1/2 a mile from Bristol Motor Speedway before noon on Friday. Like last year I intend to post from the campground. I have to get started with the packing now so this is a short prelude post. More later friends. Hopefully.
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Limp Biscuit

Well, I was hoping for another night at the kegling range like the one I had on Thursday. To summarize. I didn't. I abstained from all things barley or fermented and went out and tackled the first two games with aplomb, then near the end of the second game something sort of just clicked. We all know those moments. They are like the paradigm shift. When you know that nothing is going to be the same from this moment on. I fall short of saying epiphany but there certainly was a discernible instant when that was the old, and all this is the new. The exact moment was when something snapped in my left knee which is roughly 19 inches above my slide foot. It sounded like a green twig being snapped. By the third frame of the third game I could no longer hold my weight on that leg with the knee bent. I normally kick my back right leg back and around to the left as I slide, getting my center of gravity and body lower to the lanes upon release of the drilled orb. Well, the new look is a pseudo slide on the left and a short unbalanced hop with the right foot to keep my forehead out of the gutter. I couple of times I looked like a gooney bird flailing my arms in order to attract a mate, no to keep from toppling over the foul line and doing that whole header into the lanes thing. If I'd only known the extent of the evenings fun on the outset I probably would have made an evening of the St. Patty's Day Eve in grander style, and staggered out, instead of blowing an anterior cruciate ligament or medial meniscus and staggering out. I may have to see one of the Patels about my patella.
The team won the first game handily, lost 2 and 3 marginally, and may have taken series, I lost interest and focus during my experiments in upright joint bowling, riverdancing. Happy St. Patricks day to the lot of ya. See you soon.
Chuck Pace © 2007
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Bowled Moves
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From Right to Left, The Amazing Brandon, Travis Camera hog Melissa and Captain Chuck.
Chuck Pace © 2007

Last night was a big night for Chatterbox teams. Chatterbox One, the team I'm on won all 7 points against an opponent that might as well have quit or just not showed up, team 1-1. Unlike recent outings Brandon had very good games and series, Travis bowled two out of three over average and averaged a series over as well, Melissa had a ten over, and two under while wearing very cool retro "Bewitching" bowling shoes ala late 1970's (I could almost hear Dick Sergeant going "SAM!"), and I had a 534 series crowned with a 216 middle effort. Which astounded the little missus at home when I texted her the results. She gushed with praise such as "Not 2 shabby," and "Sorry my inflection Key must be broken." This was the first time since week three of the nine just completed that all four bowlers for Chatterbox One were simultaneously attending. We bowled well as a team, something I always suspected would happen. I even happened to pull off a team photo of, well the team. Then when all the accos were laid, it was back to the Chatterbox, as a staging ground to take John David home. Jeff Barber and Rachel were there and there was conversation and a round of amarula before the dropping off and eventual drive back to the World headquarters. Tonight I attempt to repeat yesterday's grand kegling experience and bring more texted praises from my biggest fan, critic and joy in life.
Chuck Pace © 2007
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VICTORY IS OURS!
I know I don't have to ask if you saw that! I would venture to guess that everybody in Indianapolis saw that. I expected to be horse, but I'm not. After the second half started it became more and more evident that we would win. I Predicted 34-24 at work on Thursday. I also said that Devin Hester was going to be a problem, but if we hadn't spotted Chicago that opening kick-off TD it probably would have been a boring blow-out. I have to find the hat and shirt tomorrow. I have to get my 12 year old horseshoe tattoo updated. I have to get to bed.
Chuck Pace © 2007
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Piston Action, Getting it Up!
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Prism Break! ChuckPace © 2007
So the Pacers were not so gallant in Detroit last night. They did manage to tie the game in the third period before the forces of evil were able to prevail. There was no three-point barrage (on our side of the court anyway) or awe inspiring comeback, just a defeat. But the next two games are again at home in the fieldhouse, Tuesday against the Celtics and Friday against the leagues other super-team the Lakers of Lost Angles. Let us see if the Fantastic Four do as well against these mighty nemeses.
The picture above? It is a very artistic way of looking at a camera failure. On Saturday a customer brought me a camera that most likely had taken a tumble or a blunt force traumatic impact. I put a store memory card in the eunuch, and the result was the rather ballsy image above (after a little fondling of its curves in photoshop).
So this is a short one, that may or may not post al all, depending on wether the program goes down, or if it is allowed to up-load. Now return your mind from the gutter and get to something productive. Nave!
Chuck Pace © 2007
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This is the second time to try to upload this post this morning (1st attempt was at 6:26 AM).
There were two more attempts before finally uploading a day late, aaaarrrgghh!
In Need of a Reason
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Rob Toasted Mike Novak © 2007 Used with permission.
Saturday was a quiet day at camera-central, so quiet that Mike Novak's photo of Rob Collins may have been the bright point of the day. There certainly was a spark of brilliance if nothing else. Then there was coming home to the proposition of no football for a week. I sat around with no reason or purpose. Jenni and Meredith had been shopping or some such. Jenni had a coworkers retirement party to attend, Meredith was waiting for a call from her friend Jessica. Time passed, I played some computer solitaire, Meredith napped. Time passed, Jenni came home and she and the Meredith went to Fazoli's. I watched the second half of the Pacer's game.
If this is how it is going to be without Football I may go completely insane. And there is still the big game. THE BIG GAME! The reason that you play the other 18 or 19 games, to be in the big game! It's just one weekend without football and already I'm stir crazy. The distraction in an otherwise dreary existence is most crucial, sure there will be Nascar soon, and the Pacers are 3-1 without Rooney and Shooter Jackson so they may fill in the gaps some. But still Football has been my number one since I can remember. One of the very first books I ever read cover to cover was the biography of Bart Starr I must have been nine or ten, and it took me longer than the football season but I got through it.
O.K. back to the Pacers for a minute. That second half last night was far more than a distraction. Danny Granger took the entire team on his back and willed a comeback, and the team came with him. The pacers who were only 29% from outside the arc for the season rained threes in the second half, and finished at 50% from "The Deep." None were deeper than Marquis Daniels third quarter buzzer beater from between the opposite 3-point arc and the half court line. I suppose I could watch games like that.
Chuck Pace © 2007
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The New Look
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Time out! Foster and Dunleavey look on late in the game. Chuck Pace © 2007
I saw some Colts players last night; Brian Fletcher , Cato June, Reggie Wayne and Booger McFarland. They were at the Pacers game against the Miami Heat. The 'new look' Pacers did not look to great for the first three quarters, but managed to stay in contact with the "who's who" Heat roster. You know; Dwayne Wade , Gary Paton, Alonzo Mourning, Antoine Walker and Shaq, all of whom played last night. That is an intimidating roster to say the least, but our guys stepped up and in the end forced an overtime and ended with a 96-94 victory. I was impressed with Mike Dunleavey's hustle (it was like having two Fosters on the court at times), Troy Murphy's double double, and Ike Diogu contributions as well, I can only see this team getting better as they play more reps together and learn each other's strengths.
Chuck Pace © 2007
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