Doing Something At Least
03/09/08 03:06 PM
| PermalinkI Got No Car and it's Breakin' my Heart.
03/07/08 06:54 AM
| PermalinkThe prospects are few. The candidates are mostly lame, unqualified and or out of reach. There were four in the running at the beginning that had my interest. One turned out to be a total scam artist and a liar, she is disqualified and should probably be exposed as the crook that she is. She was even selling herself as continuing her husbands good work. She is not, she will say anything to anyone to get the deal sealed. Jenni caught her in a simple but damning move yesterday. She asked for the vin number and she supplied it. It is not even the same car, the one that was on Craig's List was black (too good to be true) coupe in pretty great condition. The vin # belongs to a convertible in NYC. Don't lie to my cyber-geek wife Allison.
The next candidate is a beautiful '84 533i currently in Angola, right in our price range but with a foible in the tranny, she won't take 3 gear. Owner says he will probably replace the tranny in the summer if she doesn't sell as is. Says there are trannys available for $500. The latest entry into the race is a peoples car, the little man, the conscientious mans BImmer. This one will need little at the start to just be a daily worker-bee, and could grow into a formidable presence with a few bucks and some TLC.
This guy? A '85 325e which should get around 34 mpg highway and over 22 in town work-outs. Definitely in my budget and ready to drive and ride the hours away. With a little work I could triple the value of this pretty nice foundation. And Gas prices are a big concern too.
The last entry, and Jenni's favorite, is the blue '86 535i in the drive that will take as much moolah to get road worthy again as the little '3' costs, and that depends on finding the parts for the transmission (sounds like the Angola nominee has the same problem that sidelined the blue horror) and getting a real deal on the exhaust system too. Ev en on the road and in peak shape again the Blue is going to drink a lot more gas. Speaking of which, she has a gas leak at the tank or filler neck which could cost me lots of gas in evaporation.
My problem is the primaries are over on Monday morning when I return the Spec-Kia and pay that mini bundle of much needed green for the favor of tempo-transpo.
I like number 3 and I know, like all cheep used cars, (anything in my range money wise) there will be more problems soon, but that will be true of any of the legit choices in my future. If I win the lottery this weekend then we have way more choices, don't we?
Chuck Pace © 2008 |
Roads Unraveled, Times Traveled
02/25/08 09:40 PM
| PermalinkI was once published in AutoWeek magazine. I had a subscription to Motor Trend before I had a license. I have been in two car clubs. Painted a race car, and worked on a sprint car crew for a few races. I actually used a tree and hoist to replace rear leaf springs on an old car once (a true shade tree mechanic).
I have driven econo-boxes, and $70,000 sports cars, giant engined maxivans, and four cylinder VW's that only hit on three cylinders until they were over 1500 rpms. I have had a brake line break at 40 mph and driven on a sidewalk around a corner until the vehicle ran out of momentum. I have bought cars for under $125.00 that I drove for two more years. I got so good at de-gunking a '62 Falcon fuel filter that I could pull over and disconnect, flush and reinstall it in under three minutes. I've owned VW's, Fords, Dodges, Chevys, Chryslers, Plymouths, Toyotas, Nissans (Datsuns) and BMWs. I've driven a 1965 Ford Ranchero with a Hi-Po 289 engine that my father, brother and I dropped in from a real race car I bought for $125.00 over 130 miles per hour with just one left front and one right rear brake. I short block rebuilt a R22 Toyota truck engine in two weekends. I have pushed, pulled and towed more cars than some people have owned in the thirty years I have been driving. I had a car stolen and abandoned less than a mile away because the thieves didn't know enough to release the parking brakes. I had that same car catch on fire and successfully called the fire-department as I drove it into a parking lot where they arrived to finish it off with their dasher bars and axes.
I totaled a 65 Chevy C10 when I slid into a car-carrier semi after a newer vehicle stopped in the middle of an interstate and made a 90° right turn to get to an exit they passed. I bounced off the rear wheels into the concrete center barrier than careened all the way across the highway to end perfectly in the breakdown lane with fire coming through the floorboard from the broken engine exhaust manifold. When I got out I saw that the 3/8 inch thick steel bumper was curled around and poking through my left front tire like a shovel blade.
I've bought two cars new off the show room floor, and one that never made it to the floor, the 14th 1993 Dodge Intrepid ever sold in Indiana (it took two months before the DMV had excise info and I could plate it), it was on a ramp in front of Western Dodge in Marion Indiana September 3rd 1992, they got it in that afternoon.
I've driven Penske and U-Haul and rental cube vans, Pontiac, Chevy, Hyundai, Toyota and Chrysler rental cars. At 15, with just a learners permit drove a 30 foot 12 speed delivery truck when my Uncle slipped a disk in has back while I was with him.
But I've never had to pay a deductable or had an insurance claim, or repair.
This is a new experience for me. I upgraded my rental Chevy Aveo (speck) offering this morning at Enterprise, Jenni thought I'd get a Nissan Versa after looking on the Enterprise web-site, instead I got a bigger speck or should I say Spec-tra. A smallish Kia Spectra four door with a lot of pep, side curtain airbags, bright vacu-florescent displays and three inch thick, barely padded, cloth seats that are hard. Harder than Chuck Norris after bitch-slapping a Kodiak Bear for half an hour hard. It will take about a week for my Mädchen to get out of her re-hab, about a week to fix what I did in less than five second lapse. About a week to make me whole again too. 'Til then I will ride in quiet psuedo-comfort instead of walking, and long for my baby and her handling, poise and power. I will long for my cruising and cruise-control my on board computers and my leather seats, my sun-roof and a car I can drive all day and not feel tired, cramped or unsafe in.
I guess I am spoiled even after all those trials and tribulations behind the wheel because I can not imagine a single drive of more than twenty or thirty miles in this tiny but efficient econo car.
Bis dahin bin ich nicht fahren Ich bin Reiten.
(Until then I'm not driving I'm riding.)
Chuck Pace © 2008 | |